Oh no! Not again!
I BUILT THAT!!!
See? No need for a steering wheel! LIke a horse, you simply use your thighs to steeeeeeeeerrr….!
I couldn’t think of anything to say last time!
I think you did this one already. Nevertheless…
“Duh, Reggie, you said I’d turn into a tree! Why did you lieeeee….”
Thousands of teenagers die each year in trailer surfing-related accidents.
I think you did this one already.
Yeah, but I really liked it.
The DEA is coming! The DEA is coming!
“Why Moose go so fast? Will Moose get hurt? Uh… should Moose jump off?”
Hang on, Popeye! I’m comin’!
“I’m flying, Jack! I’m flying!”
D–uh, I’ve been careenin’ outta control for months! For the love of God, help me!
I’m overwhelmed with the incredible sense of deja vu!
(What? You said Democratic National)
INTO THE ALLEY OF DEATH
RODE THE MOOSE HUNDRED
“So, am I a teenage Mr. Weatherbee in a flashback, or forty-something Moose in a flash-forward? Also, help, I guess.”
Duh, this roll of toilet paper won’t stop following me!
“I’m flying, Jack, I’m flying!”
“Duhhh, riding Midge’s bush isn’t as much fun as I thought it’d be.”
“Dilton swore this would be just like a real Segway!”
“High on weed – barking up the wrong tree – but can’t fall off the wagon! Learn from me, kids! JUST SAY NO TO BAD ANALOGIES!”
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