When The Golden Girls debuted in 1985, Bea Arthur and Betty White were both 63, Estelle Getty 62 and Rue McLanahan 51.
Accordingly, were there to be a big-screen remake: Meryl Streep is currently 63, as is Sigourney Weaver. Cybill Shepherd is 62. And Bonnie Hunt is 51.
Alternately: Jessica Lange, Pam Grier, Julie Walters and Meg Ryan.
SOMEBODY NEEDS TO GET ON THIS, PEOPLE.