Damn, I forget, was this swarm of pestilence and disease a result of calling off that date with Sabrina, or that night of drinks with Pig-Pen? Ah well, such is life.
I hate cremains.
Offshore drilling, my ass.
Pazuzu, king of the evil spirits of the air, help me to find Kokumo!
Look at all the fucks I give.
“The shit I gotta do to get high in Riverdale. Damn.”
“Stay calm… this isn’t real… the Mad Gasser is just mass hysteria….”
“Vengeance is mine, sayeth the Reggie, and I shall repay…”
“I am never letting Jughead use my toilet again.”
I Watched It Happen. I MADE IT HAPPEN!
“‘Sure, mummy bukkake sounds fine,’ I said. ‘How bad can it be?’
There has GOT to be an easier way to do blackface…
Chim-chim-Go fuck yourself.
“We want more racial diversity in Riverdale, they said. Sure, says I, but how can I help?”
And so, once more, the rocket-propelled vibrator leaves me feeling dirty and stiff. This must end!
In a choice between Axe and flesh-eating acid, I choose death.
“You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time.”
“Finally, my symbiote returns. We are whole again… Other, Reggie, eaaaasy chaiiir….”
“I thought I’d be free of that damn smoke monster once I had gotten off the island!”
“If I knew more about superhero comics, I could probably cap this strip off with a Two-Face joke.”
“As if Betty & Veronica thought they could compete with me. Betty and that CORPOREAL FORM of hers. Veronica and her KNEES.”
“If I knew LESS about superhero comics, I might not be trying to cap this off with a Darkseid joke.”
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