“I’m telling you this for your own good Archie, this Veronica mannequin ISN’T ALIVE. Stop living in your fantasy world!”
“No! You’re wrong! She is real and I love her! The Allstate Guy will believe me!
“Look, I’ve got a binder AND a woman!”
“IT WASN’T THAT FUCKING FUNNY TO START WITH!”
“I TOLD YOU TO STOP COPYING MY OUTFITS!”
“I’LL WEAR WHAT I WANT!”
“Archie, I beg you to stay with Veronica!”
“No way, Lodge. I prefer psycho-Betty.”
It’s a duel to the death, Veronica! Fingernails at fifty paces!
The survivor will see you in twenty to thirty years.
“There’s an escaped lunatic supervillain in Riverdale! He says he has a non-specific plan to ‘fix jobs’!”
“Sounds sinister, Commissioner! To the Batmobile, Girl Wonder!”
“BINDERS FULL OF WOMEN!”
“PLEASE CONTINUE, GOVERNOR!”
“With all due respect, that’s a bunch of malarkey!”
“Oh, there you go quoting Crazy Uncle Joe Biden again. And you wonder why Veronica is stealing all of your money out from under you….”
“I BELIEVE IN OBTUSE ANGLES!!”
“FUCK YOU! I BELIEVE IN RIGHT ANGLES!!”
“And don’t come back without condoms and a king-sized jar of anal lube!”
“You’re not the boss of me!”
“Romney clearly presented himself as a well-reasoned, respectable individual!”
“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore!”
Lodge: I’m telling you, that pattern on the ceiling is the silhouette of a giant spider!
Archie: And I say it’s a creatively manipulated mould stain, and I won’t come back in this house until you admit it!
I won the coin toss, so it’s my wife that gets to wear pink!
And you were to be standing on my left, so lets not start with who was to do what!
“PITT THE ELDER.”
“Are we not men?”
“We are Devo!”
“Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!”
“Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, DUH!”
“Open the door, get on the floor!”
“Everybody walk the Ronniesaur!”
Ah, political season. When even the undecided have steam coming out their ears.
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