“This was not what I had in mind when Archie said we would be ‘running a train’ with the boys!”
“…And I’ll form the head!”
“Sorry Veronica, but you drew the shortest straw. You’re going to have to be Sven.”
Masterpiece Theatre presents “The Human Centipede Rides Again!”
This show made possible with a grant from the Snap-On ™ Tool Company.
“Ve vill march like ZIS, und declare der Chok’lit Shoppe putsch!”
“I told you those Subliminal Hitler tapes were a bad idea!”
“We’ll make the lid out of foam, and I’ll open and shut it like this! CHOMP!”
“Best. Cosplay. Ever.”
“Honey Boo Boo and her family are staying in the hotel right around this corner! Kill! Destroy!”
“Just remember I called dibs on her go-go juiced heart.”
Faster! I saw the clock hand move! Riverdale must not see another tomorrow!
I preferred the ritual virgin sacrifices myself, but we must change with the times, right Berenikē?
“SO MUCH PAIN! MUST SMILE AND KEEP RUNNING!!”
“You’re so happy your asshole will be the only one intact, right?”
“So this is how we die.”
“We’ll show them who ‘needs some perspective!’”
“Flash’d all their sabres bare!
Flash’d as they turn’d in air!
Sabring the gunners there!
Charging an army, while
All the world wonder’d:
Plunged in the battery-smoke
Right thro’ the line they broke;
Cossack and Russian
Reel’d from the sabre stroke
Shatter’d and sunder’d.
Then they rode back, but not
Not the six hundred.”
“Ronnie, your ‘saber’ just missed my ‘valley of Death’. Aim a little lower next time, hun.”
“Teamwork makes the dream work!”
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