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I fully agree that a broken link is an improvement over any Archie comic.

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He’s turned the page sideways to us! SUBVERSIVE!

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Mitchell Hundred said on December 5th, 2012 at 11:51 am

“Friggin’ minimalist style. There’s no room at all for the epic battle scene I was hoping for.”

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I still see anus…

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X marks the spot where they buried Archie

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“It’s what we always suspected – Hell is inside Betty Cooper’s vagina.”

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Here y’go.

Wish I had a clever caption for it, but maybe after lunch.

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William Kendall said on December 5th, 2012 at 2:13 pm

“Now that we’ve buried Jughead and put an X over his grave after that whole drunken orgy gone horribly wrong, the real question is, can he rise from the dead a mutant, or will his brain be used by the Red Skull’s clone as a weapon?”

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“NOW MY TRUE FORM IS REVEALED! REVEL AND DESPAIR, FOR THE AGE OF BLOOD AND ASHES HAS BEGUN! FLY, MY MANTIS-MAN LEGIONS! FLY AND DEVOUR! COME THOU HENCE, DILTON! THIS THRONE OF SKULLS IS BUT A GLIMPSE OF THE PARADISE WHICH AWAITS YOU!

“WHAT? THE ONE THEY CALL JUG-HEAD? AND WITH THE SPEAR OF DESTINY? HOW CAN THIS BE?

“DILTON! YOU ARE MY BETRAYER! DARE YOU LAUGH NOW, AS I CAST YOU INTO THE MAW OF CP’OATH’GG?”

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Mitchell Hundred said on December 5th, 2012 at 3:08 pm

I got telekinesis for Christmas!

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JUGHEAD
I can’t help but think that if I’d only updated my virus definitions, maybe things wouldn’t have been so… *sigh*.
Good-bye, Archie.

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GoatToucher said on December 5th, 2012 at 4:39 pm

“I love BALLS!”

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“Jughead, no, it’s not worth it. Nothing is worth this!”

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Reggie: “I’m gonna fuck Cap’n Crunch in the ASS!”

Moose: Huh-huh! Yeah!

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The perfect Christmas gift for everybody — morphine suppositories!!!

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The Gentleman Mummy said on December 6th, 2012 at 12:35 am

COME AND GET ME NOW QUIXOTE!

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“This isn’t even my final form!”

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“Romney has binders of women? Well, I’ve put mine into these Pokemon balls! Prepare to face the power of crazy! BETTY I CHOOSE YOU!”

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Halloween Jack said on December 6th, 2012 at 4:40 pm

“You’d think that Jughead would be the juggler, but I’m as high as Charlie Brown’s kite and I don’t give a rip!”

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Finally my balls have dropped!

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CanukistaniJohn said on December 8th, 2012 at 12:24 am

Warp speed vibrators and bulbs made of glass… These are a few of the Things in my ass!

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“Sputniks for all, comrades!”

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“This will be the greatest stage production of a Glee / It’s A Wonderful Life mash-up ever!”

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