EDIT: of course I typo the image URL the day I’m in court for five hours. Fixed.
5
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‘Tis The Improvement of Archie
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I fully agree that a broken link is an improvement over any Archie comic.
He’s turned the page sideways to us! SUBVERSIVE!
“Friggin’ minimalist style. There’s no room at all for the epic battle scene I was hoping for.”
I still see anus…
X marks the spot where they buried Archie
“It’s what we always suspected – Hell is inside Betty Cooper’s vagina.”
Here y’go.
Wish I had a clever caption for it, but maybe after lunch.
“Now that we’ve buried Jughead and put an X over his grave after that whole drunken orgy gone horribly wrong, the real question is, can he rise from the dead a mutant, or will his brain be used by the Red Skull’s clone as a weapon?”
“NOW MY TRUE FORM IS REVEALED! REVEL AND DESPAIR, FOR THE AGE OF BLOOD AND ASHES HAS BEGUN! FLY, MY MANTIS-MAN LEGIONS! FLY AND DEVOUR! COME THOU HENCE, DILTON! THIS THRONE OF SKULLS IS BUT A GLIMPSE OF THE PARADISE WHICH AWAITS YOU!
“WHAT? THE ONE THEY CALL JUG-HEAD? AND WITH THE SPEAR OF DESTINY? HOW CAN THIS BE?
“DILTON! YOU ARE MY BETRAYER! DARE YOU LAUGH NOW, AS I CAST YOU INTO THE MAW OF CP’OATH’GG?”
I got telekinesis for Christmas!
JUGHEAD
I can’t help but think that if I’d only updated my virus definitions, maybe things wouldn’t have been so… *sigh*.
Good-bye, Archie.
“I love BALLS!”
“Jughead, no, it’s not worth it. Nothing is worth this!”
Reggie: “I’m gonna fuck Cap’n Crunch in the ASS!”
Moose: Huh-huh! Yeah!
The perfect Christmas gift for everybody — morphine suppositories!!!
COME AND GET ME NOW QUIXOTE!
“This isn’t even my final form!”
“Romney has binders of women? Well, I’ve put mine into these Pokemon balls! Prepare to face the power of crazy! BETTY I CHOOSE YOU!”
“You’d think that Jughead would be the juggler, but I’m as high as Charlie Brown’s kite and I don’t give a rip!”
Finally my balls have dropped!
Warp speed vibrators and bulbs made of glass… These are a few of the Things in my ass!
“Sputniks for all, comrades!”
“This will be the greatest stage production of a Glee / It’s A Wonderful Life mash-up ever!”