“Oh Sue, Reed will never love you like I do…”
Weep all you want, boots! Your suffering only amuses me!
Fuck YOU, Red Tornado.
Haunted forever by the ghostly specters of past-eaten pizzas! Oh what a curse it is to have!
My greatest fear has come true – Jughead is Canadian!
Incidentally, I wouldn’t mind hearing your thoughts on the Rothfuss books (assuming, of course, that this title is a reference to the second one).
“You spin me right round baby right round”
I will dance. I must dance. They will sing songs of me for generations–that Jughead broke the Winter glamour and let Spring return to Riverdale.
Yes, that would be a wonderful thing to hear.
Triple lutz? More like triple KLUTZ, amirite? Huh? AM I!?
Top Man went down like a bitch to the Juggy Buster
“…so you see, the centrifugal force propels the urine stream away from my body…”
“Other lowly mortals might get dizzy from spinning on the ice four thousand times… but not Jughead The Mighty, Eater of Submarines, Taker of Naps, and Destroyer of Worlds.”
“Is there any room in the Rogues for a new Flash villain? I’d make a wonderful new Top.”
“.. and always twirling…twirling…TWIRLING towards freedom!”
“I don’t know what’s worse . . . this panel being relatively boring, or no ‘Televisualist’ link!!”
[No offensive, MGK. If you put up a panel with a character shoving his/her head up his/her ass, I would’ve gone full-on with a Seth MacFarlane joke]
It’s okay, guys! I’ve seen every episode of Superfriends!
He said ‘My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?’ And some of them that stood there, when they heard that, said, ‘This man should just do the washing up piled up behind him.’ And one took a sponge and gave it to him.
“They said that I shouldn’t take my big slinky collection out on the ice. They were wrong and I feel so pretty now.”
“Yup, I am holding back the Tasmanian Devils, fellows, so I win the bet. To Pop’s, for ‘all the burgers I can eat,’ as agreed.”
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