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Odd King said on August 6th, 2013 at 9:12 am

ARCHIE
What’s wrong, Ronnie?

VERONICA
Here comes another star!

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“Quid pro quo, you thieving imp: gimme back my thumbs and I’ll tell you where I hid your eyes!”

“Curse you, ‘Disco Faustus’! Curse you and all your damned James Brown LPs!”

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NCallahan said on August 6th, 2013 at 10:33 am

“You can’t just play some record from the sixties and call it Northern Soul.”

“Well, fuckturd, you can’t just step on my toes and call it Fifty Shades of Grey!”

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“I’m telling you, those High School USA! fuckers are stealing our style! We gotta sue!”

“Yeah, fine, what-the-fuck-ever, would you watch your damn feet?!? And why do your shoes have one-inch heels?!?”

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William Kendal said on August 6th, 2013 at 2:18 pm

“Say, Veronica, have I mentioned how much I love the boob job? Any chance I can get up close and personal with the girls later?”

“Not if you keep stepping on my feet, you fucking numbnut. Who the fuck wears cowboy boots with that suit and that tie?”

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Sisyphus said on August 6th, 2013 at 3:42 pm

“What’s wrong? I thought you loved dancing!”

“I’m not wearing boots, jackass! Stepping on these throwing stars in pumps hurts!”

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“Your kung-fu has no defense again my Shite Heel Of Doom Attack!”

“Prepare to be amazed when I unleash my Whirlwind Cross Tits Of Death!”

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Mitchell Hundred said on August 6th, 2013 at 10:07 pm

Archie: …and then you jump up and make a kind of downward thrusting motion towards the enemy’s feet.

Veronica: Dammit, Archie, I don’t have time to learn stupid spear techniques! I need to practice for when I take over from Atlas in five minutes.

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Archie: What is bigger than an elephant? But this also is become man’s plaything, and a spectacle at public solemnities; and it learns to skip, dance, and kneel.
Veronica: Ease would recant
Vows made in pain, as violent and void.
Betty: Must… f-ck… Archie…

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William Kendall said on August 7th, 2013 at 2:37 pm

By the way, MGK, do you go through old posts?

http://mightygodking.com/2007/12/31/peter-porkchops-goes-through-many-a-therapist/#comment-105609

I noticed a couple of comments yesterday on old posts that were definitely spammers.

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GoatToucher said on August 7th, 2013 at 4:13 pm

…So, to sum up: You’ll never find another man who’ll tolerate your vestigial penis, so you may as well settle for me. I’m the best you’re going to get!

BLOO-HOO-HOO!

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DistantFred said on August 7th, 2013 at 11:49 pm

“So, I called that hotline, and the Stark Foundation said we should be getting the Great Lakes Avengers here to deal with the Hypno Hustler by Friday!”

“Not fast enough! I’ve been dancing so long both feet are bleeding, and I’m pretty sure I’m going into kidney failure from being unable to use the washroom.”

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“It’s the light in here, it’s different than I’m used to, and usually when I train…”

“Just admit you suck at capoeira!”

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“Stomp! Stomp for God!”

‘ULNILULILNLILU”

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