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LarryBatman said on March 11th, 2014 at 9:14 am

Don’t act like this is your first crucifixion!

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Professor Abraham Van Helsing said on March 11th, 2014 at 9:23 am

Yeah, she was in great pain! Then we cut off her head, and drove a stake through her heart, and burned it, and then she found peace.

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“JAZZ BREAK!”

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William Kendall said on March 11th, 2014 at 10:33 am

“I know it seems awkward the first time you try it, but double penetration’s really got a whole lot going for it. Just as long as you try it on that Betty girl, because if you come anywhere near my Veronica, I’ll have you drawn, quartered, brought back to life, and flayed.”

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Zach Butler said on March 11th, 2014 at 12:03 pm

“Swear to god, Andrews, if you hand me another goddamn brass instrument instead of a golf club…”

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“Excelsior! Face forward, true believers!”

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Yep, we’ve got a rogue elephant on our hands. Better go with the tranquilizer from the comically large blowpipe.

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“You got the tee, now where’s the giant ball?!?”

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GoatToucher said on March 12th, 2014 at 4:45 pm

I said I’m HORNY, Andrews. Do something about it!

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“Well, if SOMEONE hadn’t mentioned his creep ball Rupert the Bear fetish to my daughter, we wouldn’t be standing here…would we, Andrews? Now be a good boy and insert the Glee Stick down Rupert’s pants.”

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“I’ll teach this golf ball! Archie! My enema clarinet!

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Human behavior flows from three main sources: desire, emotion, and knowledge. – Plato

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Ha! I had my old Cundy-Bettony Silva-Bet gold-plated. They’ll think I’m playing a soprano sax. It’ll blow their minds!

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Damn glass eye has shifted again. Quick boy! My ocular prosthesis positioner!

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Give me a one-wood. Wait… make that one woodwind.

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Packerchu said on March 19th, 2014 at 2:04 am

“Oh, don’t even act like you’re embarrassed about public blow jobs!”

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“GIVE ME THE CLARINET!!!”

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