“I’ll tell you this, those Freemason rituals get more fucked up every year.”
“I don’t care what you say, I still think those ‘alternative lifestyles’ are corrupting our youth.”
Ma always said “If you can’t lick ’em, join ’em”.
“Jesus Christ… You know, since that new server started this is only the third most disgusting sex I’ve walked in on this week.”
“You know, maybe he SHOULD die heroically. Maybe then life will return to some semblance of peace, and we won’t have to spray each other with flesh-eating spores.”
I don’t care if it’s conceptual, this is still the worst Cousin It cosplay I’ve ever seen.
“I don’t know why, but the Pinkbeard Brotherhood is conspiring against me and seeks my destruction.”
“Drop your trousers, Archie, so we can get the damn ‘icing anus’ joke over with!”
There are two basic motivating forces: fear and love. When we are afraid, we pull back from life. When we are in love, we open to all that life has to offer with passion, excitement, and acceptance. We need to learn to love ourselves first, in all our glory and our imperfections. If we cannot love ourselves, we cannot fully open to our ability to love others or our potential to create. Evolution and all hopes for a better world rest in the fearlessness and open-hearted vision of people who embrace life. – John Lennon
I warned them about the beardnocyte plague. I told them to burn everything pink, but they wouldn’t listen and now it’s too late. May god have mercy on us all.
Cotton candy in a can? I love living an age of miracles!
“We warned him. You get one warning. Then you get to see how the underside of the desk feels. When it dries: the chisels.”
When the spray hits blood residue, it turns pink. I get that the older two are cannibals, but what in the hell has the kid been up to?
“We dare not tell him that Betty has planned for his death.”
“I’m getting sick and tired of this pshttt.”
“Long live the new flesh.”
“You never see people get up to this kind of nonsense with good old weatherstripping.”
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