“Damn you, Veronica, you may have won this round by bringing in the IRA, but Andrews will be mine! Mine, do you hear me? I’m the only one who gets to play bondage games with him!”
Oh gosh! Flatulence!
“The power of Christ compels me!”
Inspector Spacetime is gonna kill meeeeeee!
“I see that Veronica has elevated things to ‘Spy vs. Spy’…”
As a member of IMF, checking your voicemail can be troublesome.
Now, see for yourself the invasion of earth by the fierce creatures of Apokolips! That circle of flaming energy signals the coming of the Boom Tube — The Dimensional Bridge from which Darksied’s subjects pour!
“Jeez. I didn’t think cell phones causing the destruction of the public phone system would be so literal.”
‘Nice try, Jughead! AHAHAHAHAHA!’
“Well, at least the Doctor got to have red hair before the Tardis exploded”
“Huh. So that’s phone sex.”
What win I, if I gain the thing I seek?
A dream, a breath, a froth of fleeting joy.
Who buys a minute’s mirth to wail a week?
Or sells eternity to get a toy?
For one sweet grape who will the vine destroy?
Or what fond beggar, but to touch the crown,
Would with the sceptre straight be strucken down? – William Shakespeare
“No more curried eggs for me!”
“So the bomb works… I just need to perfect the timer! Then Archie will be MINE!”
“Wait, how does physics work?”
DAAAAMN SON, CHECK OUT MY ASS
“Is it still bigger if the insides are on the outside?”
“Shit, Clark Kent was certainly in a hurry!”
“I *told* Captain Marvel not to try Superman’s trick!”
“That’s what I get for dating Metron!”
A Hollywood remake La Cabina – what did you expect?
“Kneel Veronica, Lord Darkseid has arrived!”
“I knew a holiday in Ukraine was a terrible idea.”
“Damn it, Hellboy!”
“My god, the AT&T/DirecTV merger has created a black hole!”
“Dammit! These competitive April Fool’s Day jokes get worse every year!”
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