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lance lunchmeat said on April 15th, 2009 at 2:01 pm

Neil Gaiman: very clearly a Rex fan.

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Bret said on April 15th, 2009 at 2:24 pm

The sound you hear is one billion evildoers going “Oh Fuck” at once.

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RobotKeaton said on April 15th, 2009 at 2:32 pm

Too bad we didn’t have these around election time. The recession would have shit itself and left town.

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Sage Freehaven said on April 15th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
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Screaming Yellow Zonker Harris said on April 15th, 2009 at 3:18 pm

I love this.

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Dan said on April 15th, 2009 at 3:32 pm

Campaign slogan:
He’s so bad-ass he is his own running mate.

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Cordialatron said on April 15th, 2009 at 3:32 pm

There’s nothing in the Constitution that says a dog can’t be president!

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Zifnab said on April 15th, 2009 at 3:37 pm

I’m sorry, but before I can vote for him, I’m going to have to see his birth certificate.

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lance lunchmeat said on April 15th, 2009 at 3:41 pm

Really, enough with Squirrel Girl. She’s a stupid punchline of a character. Rex is so far past her it’s embarrassing you keep mentioning her.

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Sofa King said on April 15th, 2009 at 7:44 pm

Rex shits adamantium. That’s how awesome he is.

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SmR said on April 15th, 2009 at 8:13 pm

Oh hell yes.

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Mad Scientist said on April 15th, 2009 at 8:20 pm

I dunno, Cordialatron — a 34 year old dog would be in pretty rough shape….

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Bret said on April 15th, 2009 at 8:43 pm

Rex fought in WW deuce. He killed Nazis.

And he’s still in fighting fit. He is a genuine American hero, and aspirations based on his species or age only demean his opponents.

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Canadave said on April 16th, 2009 at 1:06 am

I’m thinking Canada needs a Rex the Motherfucking Wonderdog Party.

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Will said on April 16th, 2009 at 1:34 am

Shit, MGK, way to blow his cover. After he went to all the trouble of getting the giant afro body wig and custom lei fitted, not to mention playing the “cute and playful” card to distract the international press corps from the growing pile of brutally savaged dead assassins round the corner.

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piranhtachew said on April 16th, 2009 at 2:30 am

How much press coverage would there be of him getting a pet human for his puppies?

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