Via reader Josh R.:
Top comment: Shit, MGK, way to blow his cover. After he went to all the trouble of getting the giant afro body wig and custom lei fitted, not to mention playing the “cute and playful” card to distract the international press corps from the growing pile of brutally savaged dead assassins round the corner. – Will
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Neil Gaiman: very clearly a Rex fan.
The sound you hear is one billion evildoers going “Oh Fuck” at once.
Too bad we didn’t have these around election time. The recession would have shit itself and left town.
I counter with http://i42.tinypic.com/2qjysnq.jpg
I love this.
Campaign slogan:
He’s so bad-ass he is his own running mate.
There’s nothing in the Constitution that says a dog can’t be president!
I’m sorry, but before I can vote for him, I’m going to have to see his birth certificate.
Really, enough with Squirrel Girl. She’s a stupid punchline of a character. Rex is so far past her it’s embarrassing you keep mentioning her.
Rex shits adamantium. That’s how awesome he is.
Oh hell yes.
I dunno, Cordialatron — a 34 year old dog would be in pretty rough shape….
Rex fought in WW deuce. He killed Nazis.
And he’s still in fighting fit. He is a genuine American hero, and aspirations based on his species or age only demean his opponents.
I’m thinking Canada needs a Rex the Motherfucking Wonderdog Party.
Shit, MGK, way to blow his cover. After he went to all the trouble of getting the giant afro body wig and custom lei fitted, not to mention playing the “cute and playful” card to distract the international press corps from the growing pile of brutally savaged dead assassins round the corner.
How much press coverage would there be of him getting a pet human for his puppies?