Headlines that make life worth living

While scouring their data, the team found ethyl formate as well as evidence for the deadly chemical propyl cyanide in the same cloud.

Yeah, Galactus would find it tasty, but lethal.

I was hoping for snozberries, myself.

Zenrage: Yeah, I knew I hated this galaxy for some reason.

If I worked for the Mars candy company I would be so over this.

Raspberry Milky Ways on the shelves by the end of the week.

But do chickens still taste of human?

There is a product called ‘I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter Spray.’ It comes in a pump-bottle, and artificially flavors your food. The nutritional information is nothing but zeroes. From this, we dubbed the product “spray nothing.”

Further, we assumed that if it was nothing in physical form, then the empty vacuum of space must taste of fake butter.

I therefore refute this “raspberry” hypothesis.

I quote, as further evidence of the whimsy this finding provokes: Astronomer Arnaud Belloche said: “It [ethyl formate] does happen to give raspberries their flavour, but there are many other molecules that are needed to make space raspberries.”