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[…] It puts the lotion on its skin. Why Archie is smart to propose to Veronica rather than […]

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If I had to marry one of them, I’d take Betty.

Veronica will treat you like shit, spend all your money, and fuck your brother.

As long as you don’t divorce Betty, she’ll treat you like a King.

…but if you DO divorce her, hide your pet rabbit and your large cooking pot…

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[…] back when the issue was first announced, I took the opportunity to make fun of Betty being insane, and that took on a life of its own to be sure. But I genuinely like Archie comics; at their best […]

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Flushmaster said on December 4th, 2009 at 10:35 pm

I’ve always found the crazy girls to be incredibly sexy, to the point that my best friend insists that my attraction to psycho bitches is a manifestation of some kind of subconcious suicidal urges. Crazy women are never boring, and they’re always better in bed (or back seats, or behind a highway rest stop, or on their parents’ dining room table, or wherever).

On the other hand I’m pretty much broke and perpetually single aside from the occasional brief-yet-exciting relationships and one horribly failed engagement. Maybe Veronica is the wiser choice for the long term. Besides, it’s not like Betty won’t still do anything Archie wants, so all he has to do for some hot crazy bitch sex is to sneak away from Veronica and have Jughead fake an alibi for him.

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[…] Mighty God King’s got a point. He’s got one hell of a point, in fact. You should read him, by the way: he was very sound on Captain America. Even if I can’t find it any more. […]

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[…] the creativity in the work of Samm Schwartz, and people can upload comics with “WTF?” subtexts  that elicit the easily answered “Wait.  Who wrote this stuff?” — it stands to […]

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[…] Everyteen, Reggie’s a jerk, Veronica’s a snob, Jughead’s most likely asexual, and Betty is freakin’ insane. You can pick up literally any Archie story ever written, and by the end […]

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let us never forget the shower scene with veronica and betty. no changed word balloons, it was de carlo sex at its best.

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Mugen Kagemaru said on May 5th, 2011 at 12:51 am

HE LOVES ME!*BLAM*HE LOVES ME!*BLAM*TAKE THAT, SMITHERS! I CAN KILL BECAUSE ARCHIE LOVES ME AND ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE UNIVERSE!*BLAM*ARCHIE WANTS YOU TO BLEED, MR. LODGE!*BLAM*ARCHIE’S LOVE MAKES ME IMMORTAL! I AM A GODDESS OF EVERLASTING PEACE AND LOVE!*BLAM*

Fantastic!

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[…] not the One Who Almost Got Away, she’s the One You Almost Didn’t Get Away From in Time. MightyGodKing does a great breakdown explaining how Betty isn’t “The nice one”, she’s “The crazy […]

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[…] that those who hunt through comics looking for ‘Betty Cooper Is Insane’ stories (see http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2009/06/03/it-puts-the-lotion-on-its-skin/ for details) are out of luck, for we have here The Rainmaker, easily my favorite story of the […]

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[…] way of dealing with “this psycho”. What an ironic statement. To borrow a phrase from Mighty God King, Melody Hanson is motherfucking psycho bugfuck crazy. Massive kudos to Christine Taylor for selling […]

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