Your daily “life is getting more like Paranoia all the damn time” link of the day:
(I’m not even kidding a little. This is exactly the sort of thing you would expect to find in a Paranoia supplement, except that there it would’ve been played up as a joke. Go ahead, tell me I’m wrong.)
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I’d tell you that you’re wrong, but I don’t have the clearance.
Because you are:
a) A communist
b) A mutant
c) A traitor
d) All of above
I was listening to National Public Radio cover this story today. The reporter made a rather good joke.
“The spokesman for FEMA declined to go on air. I offered to have all my questions asked by a FEMA employee and he still refused. To his credit, though, he did laugh.”
Not joking now. I want out of the USA. How do I defect to Canada?
I look terrible in red and there’s no way I could kiss enough ass or lay low enough to make it to yellow.
I second Zenrage, although I’m actually holding out for Germany (Canada is my safety country). On the other hand, it looks like all my birthday wishes for the post-apocalypse might be coming true soon. Society’s GOT to break down soon, right?
We’re now officially in a Brecht play.