It appears my investment strategy of “be broke-ass” is finally paying off for me!
HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW, YOU PRUDENT INVESTMENT-HAVIN’ MOTHAFUCKAS? HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?
EDIT: Just to clarify as some people have complained: the financial crisis isn’t hitting me or my family directly in terms of investment, but capital availability issues have the potential to royally fuck me and many, many people I know over but hard. Rest assured that this post contains exactly zero schadenfreude.
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I have never been happier to not have an index fund.
Live like there’s no tomorrow, that’s what I always say.
I didn’t realize it was actually a smart thing to do.
“Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose”
Joplin knows her shit.
[…] MGK linked to this delightful Report on Business article on how woeful the stock market has been this week. No news flashes there, but I did find some wonderful gallows humour in this quote from Myles Zyblock, chief equity strategist at RBC Dominion Securities in Toronto: The idea that there are floors underneath the market has rapidly evaporated. There really is only one true floor – and we don’t want to discuss that. […]
“It is better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there’s no money.”
This post made me laugh.