Your glider is going to crash into the side of a mountain if you can’t get its flight plane stable! What do you do? What do you do?
Well, maybe you steady it out using only your own body weight, if you have a basic grasp of aerodynamics and you happen to be Rex the motherfucking Wonder Dog.
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Question: How would rex deal with an exam he hasn’t studied for, with about an hour of sleep the night before due to a combination of streetlights, firetrucks going past the window, insomnia, and a drunken roomate.
Uh, no. And that’s all I’ll say.
@bunnyofdoom
Lots of fresh orange juice and a positive outlook on the day.
Also, afterward, ice cream. Gallons of depression-grade ice cream.
A lesser dog would be swept off by the slipstream, or simply lose its footing and plunge to a messy death on the rocks far below.
Rex the Wonder Dog knows that gravity is for whiny little jazz flute-players.
Question: How would rex deal with an exam he hasn’t studied for, with about an hour of sleep the night before due to a combination of streetlights, firetrucks going past the window, insomnia, and a drunken roomate.
This is a trick question, right? This assumes that there’s a subject that Rex isn’t already a leading expert in.
Fuck YOU…uh… Blackhawks? Hal Jordan? I’ve got nothing.