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Let’s see what you got, people! In comments, or Photoshop them yourselves and post to your own blog, or whatever.
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Mar
This is mine:
Let’s see what you got, people! In comments, or Photoshop them yourselves and post to your own blog, or whatever.
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For the second one :
“Use your jodhpurs, try and glide to the ground!”
Or :
“Let’s see if we can hear his shirt all the way down!”
1 Left:
You said it was Hawaiian shirt day, Jack! But I’ll change. Let me change!
1 Right:
Sorry Bill. You know Mister Gortman takes the dress code very seriously. For God’s sake, my job is Dress Code Enforcer. What other ranch even has that position?
2:
It sure is a lonely life. *sigh* Well now that Judy is single I guess I’ll see what she’s doing tonight.
For the first one:
Guy 1: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS I DON’T EVEN-
Guy 2: “Damn you and your gaudy Hawaiian shirt! REAL cowboys where suits!
Panel 2:
“Hope you like Pina Colada IN HELL.
For the second one:
“It’s not the fall, it’s the landing.”
Which GTA is this one?
HAWAIIAN SHIRT GUY: You’re going for his gun, but I got the drop on you! Eat lead, you–NNGH! I’VE been shot? How?
OTHER GUY: You didn’t count on one thing–IT’S OPPOSITE DAY! I was trying to NOT bump into your horse!
OTHER GUY: The force of the gunshot knocked you over the cliff–AND the International Date Line! Opposite Day is OVER…for YOU!
Ok one more.
1L. Global warming is real. I have made many observations that will demonstrate…
1R. Your methods use faulty logic. I cannot allow you to teach our children your voodoo science.
2. You work on real proof while I demonstrate gravity. Now there’s science we can all believe in.
1
“Here is a bullet for you!”
“Sweep the leg, Charger! sweep the leg!”
2
“LOLZ”
1. “You can’t have it! I earned that bonus!”
“Cuomo wants you dead or alive, pal.”
2. “That’s the last of the AIG gang. Who’s next, Kudlow or Cramer?”
Hoping this works:
[IMG]http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/2089/bumperhorse.th.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/4627/bumperhorse2.th.jpg[/IMG]
Ugh. Not even a little bit. I managed to link the thumbnails, and the image tag isn’t enabled anyway. Or I’m just dumb and don’t know what this supports. Anyway:
1A: Ha! I got you!
1B: Toy guns are the best!
2: But this carousel leaves something to be desired.
Left: CURSE YOU, GRANITEGUN GHOST! You’ve petrified my horse!
Right: Let’s hope you both have a CRACKING time at the bottom!
Bottom: Wait, what the hell is wrong with your thighs? And when did I dismount?
A1: The alien probes! I can still feel the probes!
A2: Anus-clenching the saddlehorn won’t save you!
B: Sic transit gloria hawaii!
1. “You scum! I told you I was riding the cyan grey horse to the posse! Surely, we will both appear super gay to the other vigilantes.”
“You’re the one wearing a tweed suit! How will you fit in with the rest of us frontiersmen!”
2. this will teach you never wear director pants in my presence, Jenkins.
#1
“Safe!”
“Out!”
~ Pickup Pony baseball goes horribly wrong. ~
#2
“Should’ve opted for the parachute pants, twerp!”
ALSO, for the second:
“Greg! The key to flying is falling and missing the ground!”
#2
That’s right, buddy: I before E, especially after cliff.
1.
Yellow/Red Guy: I don’t think it’s sexist for women in comics to scream “Aiiee!” and I will shoot at anyone who disagrees!
Blue Guy: It’s sexist because men in comics don’t scream like that! Horse, express my displeasure with his viewpoint!
2.
Blue Guy: I was wrong! Oh, if only there were a medium in which we could have resolved our argument with harmless name-calling and strawmen!
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MoiMoi
Oh, and I like really like Odd King’s.
Why is the cowboy that gets murdered wearing a shirt covered in Canadian flags?
First:
— The SHIRT, the GUN, the RED LIGHT! What MORE… ?
— SORRY, mate, DIDN’T SEE you.
Second:
— Get some PERSPECTIVE!
Second, alternative:
— That’s détente, comrade.
Panel 1 –
Man in shirt: “Jesus! Stuntman, what the hell? STOP! You’re gonna knock us both off th-”
Stuntman: “RED-HEADED CRISPIN GLOVER WHERE DID YOU GET THAT AMAZING SHIRT”
Panel 2 –
Stuntman – “OW WHY BAD GUN FIRE REAL BULLETS OOPS HE DIE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE JUST ASKED WARDROBE LADY CAROL”
For the second one:
A fitting end for his kind… Papa spank!
Oh, and for the first:
Hawaiian Shirt Guy: “Is this about what I said on the boat?”
Armani Suit Guy (in big ol’ fuck-off letters): “Yup.”