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And sometimes you just get shit I might have thought was funny at 4 AM

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Kid Kyoto said on May 18th, 2010 at 9:53 am

I have no idea what this refers to. Something related to you kids with your Atari gizmos and modems and interwebs I assume.

LurkerWithout said on May 18th, 2010 at 9:56 am

The leopard is the bad guy from “Kung Fu Panda”. The “Our battle will be legendary” is one of his lines. Neil Patrick Harris uses legendary as a catchphrase in “How I Met Your Mother”. For the rest I assume MGK has been indulging in post finals binge drinking…

Greg Manuel said on May 18th, 2010 at 10:54 am

I rather enjoyed that – and it’s 11am! AND I’m sober! 🙂

Mister Alex said on May 18th, 2010 at 11:00 am

Mickey Mouse & Spinal Tap are my favourites.

Can’t believe you left out “OUR BATTLE… WILL BE FRANKENBERRY” 🙂

Autumn said on May 18th, 2010 at 11:01 am

The last one has a severe lack of ‘Wait for it, and I hope you’re not lactose intolerant ’cause the next word is…’ 😛

…I need to start watching How I Met Your Mother again.

Prodigal said on May 18th, 2010 at 11:07 am

I loved the one with the kid in the Baby’s First Chainmail™ suit. Now you need to have him and NPH facing off.

supergp said on May 18th, 2010 at 11:33 am

Should’ve had one with the baby facing off against Canada’s ambassador to the US. “OUR BATTLE WILL BE PLENIPOTENTIARY”

Mister Alex said on May 18th, 2010 at 11:35 am

OUR BATTLE

WILL BE BEN & JERRY

Grazzt said on May 18th, 2010 at 12:10 pm

Sherlock Holmes

OUR BATTLE … WILL BE ELEMENTARY

equinox216 said on May 18th, 2010 at 12:13 pm

The hotdog-eating fella:
OUR BATTLE … WILL BE ALIMENTARY.

Greg Manuel said on May 18th, 2010 at 12:37 pm

OUR BATTLE…WILL BE TOM & JERRY

OUR BATTLE…WILL BE APOTHECARY

OUR BATTLE…WILL BE MERRY (vs. Santa)

Mister Alex said on May 18th, 2010 at 1:01 pm

OUR BATTLE

WILL TURN HIM AWAY FROM DANNY

Mister Alex said on May 18th, 2010 at 1:04 pm

OUR BATTLE…

(puts on sunglasses)

…WILL BE WAGED IN MIAMI

(YYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Mary Warner said on May 18th, 2010 at 2:47 pm

Our Battle Will Be In Londonderry.

-ink said on May 18th, 2010 at 2:56 pm

OUR BATTLE…
(obese person in wheelchair)
…WILL BE SEDENTARY.

Mister Alex said on May 18th, 2010 at 3:04 pm

OUR BATTLE
(Tracy Morgan in werewolf makeup)
WILL BE SPOOKY SCARY

coren said on May 18th, 2010 at 3:50 pm

Congratulations, you just started a meme

Munkiman said on May 18th, 2010 at 4:17 pm

OUR BATTLE
WILL BE QUITE CONTRARY

CB said on May 18th, 2010 at 4:25 pm

OUR BATTLE
WILL BE REX-THE-MOTHERFUCKING-WONDERDOG SCARY

Greg Manuel said on May 18th, 2010 at 5:01 pm

OUR BATTLE…

…WILL BE IN A CAVE!!

WITH A BUNCHA SCRAPS!!!!

Thok said on May 18th, 2010 at 5:08 pm

(Looks at the above posts)
OUR BATTLE … WILL BE COMMENTARY

scarecrowprophet said on May 18th, 2010 at 5:40 pm

i think a stand-up fight between david cameron and a leopard would finally bring some much-needed decorum and maturity to the house of commons.

Illuyankas said on May 18th, 2010 at 7:48 pm

“Our battle will BE, Halle Berry.”

Fantomex said on May 18th, 2010 at 8:00 pm

OUR BATTLE…WILL BE IMAGINARY (vs. Bloo)
OUR BATTLE…WILL BE EXCLUSIONARY (vs. Arizona)

Beachfox said on May 19th, 2010 at 12:10 am

I love your mind, and it’s sparkly cocoberry thoughts that glitter like diamonds.

NJJ said on May 19th, 2010 at 12:16 am

Our Battle… Will be aviary.

Evil Midnight Lurker said on May 19th, 2010 at 1:20 am

I predict that Barney will soon be sporting a leopardskin suit.

Sofa King said on May 19th, 2010 at 1:29 am

OUR BATTLE….WILL BE WITH CARRIE (noo not Sissy Spacek)

OUR BATTLE….WILL BE ALIMONY

I CAN HAZ LEGENDARY BATTLE?

LightlyFrosted said on May 19th, 2010 at 1:58 am

OUR BATTLE WILL BE PIPPIN AND MERRY!

Alt:

OUR BATTLE… WILL BE MIXED AND VARIED!

Dayv said on May 19th, 2010 at 8:33 am

OUR BATTLE WILL LACK AN ACCOMPANYING IMAGE TO MATCH THE GIVEN FORMAT

Mister Alex said on May 19th, 2010 at 11:42 am

OUR BATTLE
(picture of English church music circa 1900)
WILL BE SIR CHARLES H.H. PARRY

Rotating Laser Head said on May 20th, 2010 at 7:03 am

OUR BATTLE… WILL BE BINARY (vs. Computer)

Greg Manuel said on May 20th, 2010 at 11:04 am

@Laser Head:

Dude, missed opportunity! What you should’ve done was…

OUR BATTLE…0111011101101001011011000110110000100000011000100110010100100000011000100110100101101110011000010111001001111001! (special thanks to http://www.roubaixinteractive.com/PlayGround/Binary_Conversion/Binary_To_Text.asp)

Mister Alex said on May 20th, 2010 at 1:29 pm

OUR BATTLE
(Alec Baldwin)
WILL BE GLENGARRY

Phil said on May 21st, 2010 at 4:14 pm

OUR BATTLE

WILL BE TOPIARY

plok said on May 22nd, 2010 at 5:43 pm

Oh man, I vote for “SEDENTARY”!

Piranhtachew said on May 23rd, 2010 at 4:05 am

OUR BATTLE WILL BE IN FEBRUARY. (Love the versus Krugman one.) 🙂

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