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Archie Andrews And The Order Of Improvement

Posted by MGK Published in Archie (Improved Or Otherwise), Comics, Interactive Fun Time Party

...I still don't quite understand how this is supposed to help the Ron Paul campaign...

The Improved Archie’s Fear (May 13th, 2014)
Improved Archie: The Ragin’ Climax (April 8th, 2014)
Archie Comics: The Improved Story (March 11th, 2014)
Who’s Afraid of Improved Archie? (January 30th, 2014)
Fifty Improvements of Archie (December 3rd, 2013)

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LarryBatman said on December 7th, 2011 at 9:11 am

Sabrina said she’d get me back for streaking through her front lawn.

Maybe this will be enough of a hint to Veronica that I want a blowjob

candidgamera said on December 7th, 2011 at 9:25 am

“The Gaga is pleased by the confusion of this mundane woman.”

PaulW said on December 7th, 2011 at 9:30 am

“There Is No God.”

Stig said on December 7th, 2011 at 10:50 am

I’m just like you, Daddy! I’M JUST LIKE YOUUUU

Ben said on December 7th, 2011 at 11:39 am

Now there’s a woman that would be pleasured by a giant sausage. I’d love to just stick one in her and make her day!

Morbo said on December 7th, 2011 at 12:02 pm

“Remember the line: ‘Ich bin ein Frankfurter. Ich bin ein Frankfurter.’ You can do this, man.”

Also, this advertising campaign is not that far from what they’re actually putting out there.

buzz said on December 7th, 2011 at 12:39 pm

Hate me! Hate me! Hate me for the pig that I am!!!

Sigma7 said on December 7th, 2011 at 12:45 pm

Maybe this lady knows where the BurgerTime cosplay convention is.

HrolfK said on December 7th, 2011 at 1:04 pm

And I thought I looked ridiculous! That colour is doing nothing for you, Mr Lodge.

HrolfK said on December 7th, 2011 at 1:09 pm

Keep on Truckin’…©

William Kendall said on December 7th, 2011 at 1:14 pm

“I wonder what my wearing a hot dog costume has to do with Dilton’s latest diabolical plan for world domination.”

HrolfK said on December 7th, 2011 at 1:25 pm

I’m dressed like a giant tasty Goobermeyer, I have a sign saying ‘I’m a tasty Goobermeyer’, I’m doing the tasty Goobermeyer dance… how can you possibly be confused?!

The Unstoppable Gravy Express said on December 7th, 2011 at 3:19 pm

ONLY THE SHOES ARE A COSTUME, THE REMAINDER IS MY TRUE FORM

tinheart said on December 7th, 2011 at 4:09 pm

Jughead finally found a suit that wasn’t tight at the crotch. It was on that wonderful day that he truly, truly felt that he was a tasty Goobermeyer.

Tice with a J said on December 7th, 2011 at 4:22 pm

Man, this is such a great way to pick up women.

Jason said on December 7th, 2011 at 4:25 pm

“If I can’t send Mr. Reyemreboog back to the Fifth Dimension this way, then I am royally fucked.”

Entertained Organizer said on December 7th, 2011 at 4:33 pm

“I really need to stop making bets when I’m drunk.”

Robin said on December 7th, 2011 at 7:23 pm

“Don’t look it up on Urban Dictionary. You’re welcome.”

GoatToucher said on December 7th, 2011 at 7:53 pm

With hard work and determination, he would one day become THE Tasty Goobermeyer.

Eric said on December 7th, 2011 at 8:51 pm

“I AM a tasty Goobermeyer!”

Eric S. Smith said on December 7th, 2011 at 10:34 pm

Jughead won’t be able to resist my proposal! This time tomorrow, I’ll be Mrs. Ethel Jones!

Squeamish said on December 8th, 2011 at 10:14 am

PERFECT. LITTLE. TROTTERS.

Daniel said on December 8th, 2011 at 10:18 am

Sorry we’re getting to lunch so late, Jughead, but I’m almost done moving these boxes.
Jughead? JUGHEAD! Why do you keep looking at me like that?

jackd said on December 8th, 2011 at 11:52 am

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner.

Oh God I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner.

Abysmal said on December 8th, 2011 at 2:57 pm

“It’s a complex metahpor”, she said. “You’ll be iconic!”, she said. Not only can I not find the Riverdale Tea Party rally, but I’m pretty sure this isn’t how you spell ‘Obama’…

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Be More Gyro!

HrolfK said on December 8th, 2011 at 3:31 pm

There’s a new sound, the newest sound around,
the strangest sound that you have ever heard.
Not like a wild boar or a jungle lion’s roar, it isn’t like the cry of any bird.
But there’s a new sound, from deep down in the ground, the only protection from it is to be a hot dog.
Because this new, new sound the sound I’ve said is around is the sound that’s made when you actually pronounce the symbol ‘?’

Noah Brand said on December 9th, 2011 at 8:18 pm

Technically not rape technically not rape technically not rape technically not rape technically not rape technically not rape technically not rape technically not rape.

Packerchu said on December 11th, 2011 at 7:02 am

This was Riverdale’s best idea to get a Rex crossover? 😐

Vellocet said on December 12th, 2011 at 8:05 pm

This is going to get me so much pussy.

UnSub said on December 13th, 2011 at 10:37 am

“You kill one damn head terrorist at Nakatomi Plaza, and from then on his family just won’t leave you alone…”

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