MOVIES:
- Looper. Rock-solid performances from Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Bruce Willis and Emily Blunt, a fun turn from Jeff Daniels (including the year’s best movie one-liner), and a plot that, while not scientifically consistent, delivered on the emotional arcs of all concerned while providing a healthy supply of action. Easily my favorite movie of 2012.
- Chronicle. I was gonna write something about how Chronicle is the only “superheroish” movie to really confront superhero tropes and how bullshit they frequently are, but someone else already did so, well, go read that I guess.
- Safety Not Guaranteed. Which, I suppose, makes two movies on my end-of-year favorites list that are about time travel, although the time travel is more of a side thing to the human stories they use it for. Which I prefer, frankly, to a dedicated time travel movie like Primer which simply seemed designed to give you a migraine.
- The Five-Year Engagement. I liked this because it was drawn-out and, for a romantic comedy that you know by design will have to have a satisfying ending, it was messy and relatively realistic about how real life so frequently gets in the way of relationships. Also it has a killer cast: Jason Segel, Emily Blunt (again? Is she gonna be in everything I like now? I mean, she was in The Adjustment Bureau and I liked that awfully), Alison Brie, Chris Pratt, Rhys Ifans… David Paymer, Jackie Weaver, Mindy Kaling… one could go on.
- Lincoln. I get the criticism that it is another movie about slavery that principally features white people, but that is not really a very astute criticism because this is not about slavery per se; this is a movie about politics, and how people are driven to use it to their ends, for good or ill. Daniel Day-Lewis lines up yet another well-deserved Oscar (unless Hugh Jackman gets it for Les Miserables, but that would be a traditional Oscar robbery) and Tommy Lee Jones steals every scene as Thaddeus Stevens.
TV:
- Key and Peele. It has been so long that I have had a sketch comedy show that I considered a must-watch that I almost forgot what it felt like, and it feels so good. Whenever anybody tells you a show other than Key and Peele was the funniest show of the year, this means one of two things: either they have not seen Key and Peele or they are A SECRET RACIST. Thus, Key and Peele is also useful for rooting out secret racism. I bet the Smothers Brothers couldn’t do that.
- Happy Endings. Not to dismiss more story-driven shows like Parks and Recreation or Community (both of which were brilliant this year, of course), but Happy Endings made Elisha Cuthbert into the funniest part of a very funny show, which seemed impossible a season ago, and besides it just packs more gags into every episode than just about any other show on television. Well, except
- Archer. Which has the same gag-per-minute ratio as Happy Endings or even better, plus an engaging ongoing plot line and, because it is animated, can do much wackier and more hilarious things. Burt Reynolds in real life is boring; Animated Burt Reynolds does kung fu.
- Fringe. Still epic in its last season as it barrels home to the close we’re all waiting for.
- Survivor. Two good seasons this year; One World had a clever gimmick, the worst human being in Survivor history in Colton, and a very deserving winner in Kim, who played an absolutely perfect game. Granted, against a male tribe who were total idiots, but even so. And then came Philippines, which, other than having a dreadful jury episode (after hopes were raised that this group of excellent and level-headed game players wouldn’t resort to being The Usual Bitter Jury) was as good as Survivor gets.
- Bunheads. Because it’s basically Gilmore Girls Earth-2 and really, there are few things I want less than that in this world.
- Game of Thrones. Because duh.
VIDYA GAMES:
- Dishonored. It is a first-person stealth game where you can teleport and the teleportation power is just about perfectly executed in the game’s control scheme. I was zapping all over the place in this game and loving the hell out of it, because the game astutely recognizes that, in real life, people rarely look up unless they are being alert and careful. The game’s level design gives you lots of freedom to pick your own path to your objectives, whether that is sneaking around like a clever bastard or murdering legions of schmucks with your awesome magic powers. Best stealth game since the original Thief.
- Mark of the Ninja. No, wait, this is the best stealth game since the original Thief – this 2D platform/sidescroller is a near-perfect stealth game, with lots of cool ways to play each level, gorgeous character animations (I was shocked to discover that Genndy Tartakovsky was not involved with the project as it felt very him), and a good storyline. Wonderful little game. I actually bothered to replay it, which I almost never do any more.
- XCOM: Enemy Unknown. So fucking good. Purists who whine about how it is not exactly like the original need to be hit with a baseball bat.
- The Walking Dead. Critics will complain that this was mostly an interactive movie rather than a game, but so what? It was a supremely involving interactive whatever-it-was – the relationship between Lee and Clementine felt so real as to be downright visceral as you watched it. So, so good.
- Civilization V: Gods and Kings. Although I hope they have at least one more major expansion for Civ V in the works before they move on to Civ VI, this expansion put a lot more of the complexity of Civ IV that was missing from the game and stuffed it back in. Civ V still isn’t as complex as IV was – but it’s getting there. (The AI could still be better, but Civ is always Civ no matter what.)
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While I get that Chronicle was good, I still had a few problems with the tropes it DID indulge in.
1) Emily Blunt = awesome
2) In my 2012 movie world there’s Moonrise Kingdom, then everything else. Though I did really enjoy Looper, Chronicle, and The Cabin in the Woods. And there’s some movies I still need to catch up on.
3) Fringe’s “glimpse of evil future” episode last season was so awesome, that I’ve been feeling let down by the final season. It feels dull and listless and the ambered videos are like warmed-over LOST. Are perhaps limited resouces/budget to blame? But that wouldn’t excuse characters constantly restating the obvious i.e. “remember, Peter, we’re here to find the next piece of the plan to defeat the Observers”. Plus trying to figure out Walter’s history now that it’s been double-un-retconned. Maybe explain THAT more instead.
4) I hope Part 2 includes board games!
Was pleased to see that there are people out there who enjoy Happy Endings, since it’s a show that is admittedly kind of grating to irregular viewers but continues to be one of my favourite sitcoms.
As Gravy Express said: Cabin in the Woods. One of the most enjoyable films of 2012 for me, though certainly nowhere as good as Looper.
I’ll comment on the things I’ve seen (haven’t played any of the games)…
Looper – Excellent film that handles time travel in a more adult fashion than most (huge, world-changing inventions are usually used for profit first) and uses the sci-fi elements to tell a story about being young and growing old. Honestly, my favorite part of the movie is that diner scene where Old Joe is telling Young Joe about his Chinese wife and looks so disgusted with his younger self’s dismissive attitude. A true “You don’t know jack, junior” moment if there ever was one.
The Five Year Engagement – A “good” romantic comedy which is harder to make than most people think. Manages to deftly balance the edge between hokey and REAL, YO. I’d like to echo your comment about real life and relationships, mainly that sometimes two people who love each other don’t end up together because of all the other stuff.
Archer – Watch it! I talk this show up to anybody I meet and get half-hearted groans when I tell them it’s animated. Gag-per-minute ratio is high, but the inside-slash-repeated jokes are what really gets me. A spiritual successor to Arrested Development.
My list of 2012 movies would probably include Anna Karenina somewhere. It has some really excellent preformances, not to mention a fascinating concept for its set which puts the story in an engaging frame. I mention this because no-one else seems to be talking about it.
Uhm, I hate to correct you like this, but the best stealth game is the original MGS for PS1
Is it okay if I whine about the economy/base-building aspect of the game being not as deep as it could have been, and being more limited in your strategic thinking than you ought to have been?
That’s my only substantive critique of X-Com. Well, okay. We absolutely should have gone to Mars and I don’t understand why that didn’t happen. But that’s a nitpick. X-Com is an amazing, but the economy side of it wasn’t as robust as it could/should have been. I’m not asking to have to account for every ammo magazine (although I certainly wouldn’t have minded doing that) but it could be deeper.
And the way it generates UFO events was… well, it was frustrating at times. You had to wait for things to get WORSE in a country before you could make things BETTER. In the original you could take proactive steps.
This is not to be read as an indictment of the game which is fucking amazing and a glorious rebirth of the franchise.
Says you. The finale I’m waiting for involves the alternate universe, which we’re apparently all meant to regard as a dead letter despite them spending half the fucking series making us care about the place.
Season 5 of Fringe of crap (so far; maybe the last couple episodes will change my mind) and I’m prepared to justify and back up that opinion.
I really, really liked Looper, but it left a funny taste in my mouth. I don’t know, did anyone else get the feeling that the way the movie was advertised, a futuristic action chase movie with the main character chasing himself as the clever twist, was completely different from the way the story is structured and themed?
Don’t get me wrong it was still very good, I just thought I would get something in the vein of “The Fugitive” instead of “Unforgiven” in the way it deconstructs genre tropes in a serious manner. I almost wish I got to see that adrenaline fueled, catch me if you can Looper instead. I don’t know, was I the only one who felt this way?
Dishonored was surprisingly excellent. Each of it’s components, taken individually, are adequate and workmanlike. Put together, the game is basically “Nightcrawler versus the Steampunks”, and it’s awesome.
Picked up most of those games on the steam sale over xmas.
I’d also put Crusader Kings 2 on that list.
OBJECTION!
Key and Peele is wonderful, but you can’t be hands-down the funniest show of the year when you debut the same year as Gravity Falls.
I’ll have to echo the above about Gravity Falls. It’s been the year’s most unexpected pleasure.
I loved Looper, which I regard as the best sci-fi film since Blade Runner, but JCHandsom is absolutely right about the advertising being a bait and switch. For starters, every trailer was cut to make it look like Bruce Willis was the protagonist.
Things you liked? I don’t pay you to write about things you like, Parker! Now get out there and bring me complaints! And pictures of Spider-Man!
I`ll have to check out some of the shows you recommended though, I haven`t seen most of them.
So what did you actually like about “Safety Not Guaranteed”? I couldn’t find myself caring about any of the characters, the sub-plots felt tacked on to pad the running time, and the pacing seemed glacial.
SightlyBodKing,
Happy Endings is my favorite TV comedy by far right now. I was a fan of Casey Wilson going in and quickly got to love Adam Pally, but now the whole cast is about at that level.
I don’t often disagree with your taste in pop-culture, but I absolutely hated The Adjustment Bureau. One of my least favourite movies of 2011.
But I definitely like your pick of The Five-Year Engagement. Not a movie that would traditionally come up in this kind of “best-of” thing, but I really enjoyed it.
One can never have too much of Emily Blunt.
As to Archer, it’s far and beyond hilarious. You wouldn’t want to know people like this in real life- backstabbing, screaming, volatile nutcases- but the writing, pacing, and situations in that toon are just priceless.
I don’t think that’s unfair really, because you don’t want the trailer to take you too far into the movie, and in the early stages of the movie, Bruce Willis IS the protagonist (or at least seems to be).
I liked how the story made you switch allegiances like that… “Man, Joseph is an evil asshole, Bruce will set him straight and save the day! Go Bruce! Oh wait, Bruce is murdering innocent children, holy fuck! Go Joseph!”
….aaaand Looper gets no Oscar love at all. Moonrise Kingdom almost utterly ignored, boo.
More to say in MGK’s Oscar post (please do an Oscar post!)
I still want to read MGK vs. Bullshit Superhero Tropes. I think we all want to.
Mark of the Ninja really is pretty spectacular. I bought it during the Thanksgiving sale I think and am still slowly working through the New Game+ mode. Path of Nightmares forever.
X-Com is in fact quite good but man that was one of the most ungodly annoying tutorial sequences ever. It was incredibly long, people kept calling me ‘Commander’ and then ordering me to do something, you’d click one menu on the highlighted pre-selected choice and then need to listen to another full minute of exposition. Once they actually let me run things I started having a good time–also what that other guy said about not being able to take proactive steps to reduce terror, even like, buying a propaganda campaign or something.
I have Gods and Kings but I haven’t played much with it. I honestly liked the slightly reduced complexity of V because I am not a deep strategy player really, I don’t want to need a spreadsheet while I run my empire.
The Adjustment Bureau just struck me as ‘white guys deserve agency if they want it really badly, everybody else fall into line’
Fringe irritated me so much with its Peter is Special Look at How Special Peter Is stuff that I just lost interest in it in the second season. Seriously, he never came off to me as anything but smug and Liv was constantly denied agency to puff him up.
re:SilverHammerMan
“Things you liked? I don’t pay you to write about things you like, Parker! Now get out there and bring me complaints! And pictures of Spider-Man!”
Best comment of 2012!
Bunheads. Bunheads yes. I can’t believe how much I am basically totally in love with Stacey Oristano. And Sutton Foster ain’t no slouch, sass-wise.
I don’t know how I’m going to break it to my wife and newborn kid.
Looper’s problem is that it wanted to have its cake and eat it, too. It wanted to be all “time travel paradoxes, whatever man, Bruce Willis is to MANLY to deal with that shit” but then the end of the movie is entirely dependent on…time travel paradoxes.
God, now I’m trying to remember Jeff Daniel’s one-liner in Looper but I can’t.
“I’m from the future. Go to China.“
I too preferred the trailer version of looper to Psychic Farm Shennannigans
X-Com: Purists who whine about how it is not exactly like the original need to be hit with a baseball bat.
What about purists that point out it’s just a dumbed down version of the original with no actual improvements other than graphics?
And the interface. XCOM (the new one) has a glitchy, slightly wonky interface. It’s still better than the interface of the original.