Who says zombies can’t be happy about it? No set hours, no boss yelling at you all the time, all the free brains you can catch, you never have to shower or cook a food again… it might not be all bad!
“Hell’s Kitchen returns for a 13th season, and no doubt that will be referenced repeatedly by the show’s horrible voice-over announcer or possibly Gordon Ramsay himself. Anyway, tonight is the season premiere, so expect most of the chefs to be terrible at actually cooking food and for there to be a boring ‘surprise’ of some kind. (City, 8 p.m.)”
I had to finally tap out on this show after something like eight seasons. Can’t do it.
It feels like to get on Hell’s Kitchen you have to specifically lack the basic food-preparing skills of a short order cook. These guys managed to screw up Mac and Cheese the last season I followed.
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Who says zombies can’t be happy about it? No set hours, no boss yelling at you all the time, all the free brains you can catch, you never have to shower or cook a food again… it might not be all bad!
It’s fine as long as you’re the zombie. A Zombie Boss on the other hand…
“Hell’s Kitchen returns for a 13th season, and no doubt that will be referenced repeatedly by the show’s horrible voice-over announcer or possibly Gordon Ramsay himself. Anyway, tonight is the season premiere, so expect most of the chefs to be terrible at actually cooking food and for there to be a boring ‘surprise’ of some kind. (City, 8 p.m.)”
I had to finally tap out on this show after something like eight seasons. Can’t do it.
It feels like to get on Hell’s Kitchen you have to specifically lack the basic food-preparing skills of a short order cook. These guys managed to screw up Mac and Cheese the last season I followed.
So what I’m saying is I’d be a shoo-in.
Leaning In Sideways Zombie on the right is my favourite.