And Lapidus is secretly a robot

Thus, SPINOFF!

Also, is this XXX sequel actually starring Diesel, or Ice Cube, or neither?

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Thanks to syndicated television I know that Emilo already did 2&1/2 and died in the episode. I feel a kind of shame for knowing that…

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casting Bradley Whitford as the slob renegade cop and Colin Hanks as the uptight by-the-book cop. Basically, it’s a TV version of the Tom Hanks/Dan Aykroyd film Dragnet, with Colin Hanks in his father’s role.

What the others said, “Strike that. Reverse it.”

On the other hand (and I felt like typing that out), if Bradley Whitford were the by-the-book cop, he would be excellent (if not totally bored), having played that role to perfection over the years (Example A: Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds In Paradise).

Has Colin Hanks ever played anything other than a slightly stiff by-the-book character? Band of Brothers, Great Buck Howard, The House Bunny, that movie with Jack Black Orange something, even his character in Roswell was a stiff – lovable, but a stiff.

I’d almost go so far as to say I’d pay money to see this pilot with the roles reversed, just to see if Colin Hanks could play a slob renegade cop.

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Also, I’ve never watched Lost, but dude man who plays Locke is from my hometown, which makes one single famous person who ever came out of Newberry. Go Indians! Unless that isn’t the high school mascot, and it’s just what’s at the Longbranch Saloon.

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“You know what you two need? A little comic strip called ‘Love Is…’ It’s about two naked eight-year-olds who are married.”

I never realized till this day how deeply disturbing that quote is. Thanks for that, I guess.

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I saw Sneakers for the first time in like 10 years the other day. The technology did feel dated (but then Im not a code breaking spy guy, so what the hell do i know?), but that cast is so much fun to watch it really doesn’t matter.

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