My weekly TV column is up at Torontoist.
“Those are speed holes. They make the car go faster.”
That was Nicolas Cage in the “Mr. Asswipe” sketch.
Is that Tila Tequila in the photo montage thingy? Her breasts are terrifyingly uniformly round. So is her head. I was not aware you could get matching plastic breast AND head implants.
Just so you know Scrubs is getting an eighth season next year to air on ABC (it’s all but official now).
“pornographic Hummel figurine” is a descriptive phrase of genius… I am in awe.
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