My weekly TV column is up at Torontoist.
“Of course you’ll have a bad impression of New York if you only focus on the pimps and the C.H.U.D.s.”
I’ve noticed that Homer usually doesn’t have very good luck when trying to soak the contents of mailboxes. Pity.
Oh, how I WISH every week were Shark Week. Unfortunately, Shark Channel, Formerly Known As The Discovery Channel, But Sorry, Deadliest Catch Guys, You Just Didn’t Have Enough Shark Action would probably have a lot of filler with douchebaggy Australian shark “researchers” named Ryan who secretly think that the people are somehow the heroes of SCFKATDCBSDCGYJDHESA instead of the sharks. Which is not to say that all shark reasearchers are douchebaggy Australians named Ryan laboring under the misapprehension that they could ever compete against sharks, but Ryan knows who he is, and he’ll ruin it for the rest of us. Douchebag.
I too would like to punch the (English) commentators of Takeshi’s Castle and Ninja Warrior as hard as I bloody well can.
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