It’s not every country that will knight a penguin.
It’s not just like it was some random penguin, though. :/
Personally, I see 1000 LJ icons in the making.
The real fandom question: Is Niels a gay penguin? Because that would hit the trifecta.
It’s nice to know that no matter how bad things may seem to get, we live in a world where a hard-working penguin can receive the honors it deserves.
Better not let the American conservatives see this.. this could be construed as a threat to national security and lead to the downfall of society.
Don’t Ask. Don’t Waddle.
Aw, Nils is so dignified there. Beak in the air the whole time. I like that he went and inspected the guards. Knighthood. Heh.
I wonder what happens if he finds a guardsman who isn’t up to inspection. I smile at the idea of an enraged Sir Olav chasing a confused guardsman around the Edinburgh Zoo. It’s one of those sentences you love having an excuse to type.
Excellent. My master plan of conquering Noway with several orcas and a bucket of mackerel has come one step closer to fruition.
“I wonder what happens if he finds a guardsman who isn’t up to inspection”
Why, he slaps them across the face with a fish of course!
Very few things would get me to go back to the gulag that is Edinburgh Zoo. A noble Norweigian penguin just might.
When Sir Olav retires, will he be a Cod War expert?
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