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who is Nathan Fillion?

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Well, I know a Speedball killed 612 people in Stamford.

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Ooh ooh! Isn’t Nathan Fillion the bad guy from Dr. Horrible? (I didn’t Google it, I swear. What do I win? I’m not even that nerdy.)
To be brutally honest, I thought this was going to be funnier. But I still love you, Flapjacks.

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Brian J. said on March 8th, 2009 at 11:31 am

The fact that you mentioned a ‘Bohemian Ear Spoon’, a 1st Edition D&D reference, means that you will never, ever succeed in Hollywood.

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One tip…

Anything will get ratings if you include huge, annoying tentacles:

http://fullbodytransplant.wordpress.com/2009/03/08/save-it-saturday-squid/

Yum.

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Flapjacks you will turn this town upside down! I can get you onto the set of Desperate Housewives if you want, I just want my 10% finder’s fee and commission okay?

Also I suggest you dash off a spec script for CSI: Portland. We’ll get that guy from Fargo to play the head crime dude, who has a crippling fear of heights like Jimmy Stewart in Vertigo, and his partner will be Megan Fox, who has a crippling fear of giant birds, because she was raped by an emu. That’s a pretty darn angsty and tragic backstory.

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malakim2099 said on March 8th, 2009 at 12:48 pm

Flapjacks… I think that episode of Desperate Housewives already happened.

I am amused by the thought of Baltar helping anyone out of an addiction, though.

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I’ve decided to get rich by spamming every MGK thread by posting off-topic links to my shitty blog. WRITE ME SOME CHECKS MOTHERFUCKERS.

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http://flapjacks.com/

Laser eye surgery?! Thats …amazing.

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Bitsy, would she learn years later that the emu was a musical actor in costume?

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Jason B. said on March 8th, 2009 at 2:02 pm

Where is Jim?

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Dude, wait. What? I can get PAID for this?

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…I like Nathan Fillion.

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Nice SV plot. I’d go with the series ending with Superman looking into a “What If” machine, looking to the camera and going, “Great Rao, thank goodness that’s didn’t really happen!”

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…would she learn years later that the emu was a musical actor in costume?

Actually, the emu would be in the pay of her gangster father.

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Lister Sage said on March 9th, 2009 at 11:13 am

You’d be better off sending The Office script. Hollywood hates sci-fi which axes Galactica, Dollhouse and Smallville. The Gossip Girl and Housewives script would also serve you well.

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A New Challenger said on March 9th, 2009 at 1:28 pm

Wait, can I actually just mail hollywood scripts for things? Like… there’s a bigass mailbox, for “Hollywood?”

I am intrigued and would like to know more.

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The only problem with your Office idea is that it doesn’t feature a topless Jenna Fischer…

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@ Ithidet

> http://flapjacks.com/
> Laser eye surgery?! Thats …amazing.

Checks, confirms, spits drink.

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DensityDuck said on March 11th, 2009 at 6:56 pm

Oh hey there Dinosaur Comics, I didn’t know you were doing text-form posts on someone else’s blog now.

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