My weekly TV column is up at Torontoist.
You bastard! You stole my Shark Police idea! Except mine was going to have Maori!
“Shark Police, the series about Samoan policemen who ride sharks and fight crime on sharks”
I don’t entirely understand why exactly it was that Bones lost that ’11 Straight Weeks of New Episodes’ deal that it promised when it last went on hiatus.
“Should I shoot him gangland style or execution style?”
“Listen to your heart.”
“Coach” is a soccer coach . . . and not even that these days. I can’t imagine the utter hell he could do if he could run somebody’s life. And you’re right about him and the sociopath Tyson. Last week, the thing was that Brendan squawked about the exile alliance, so Stephen and Taj cut him loose. I think that’s on CBS.com; it would’ve made the episode, but it’s all about “The Coach Show” these days. My big fear is that he and Tyson will make it to Day 39. One possible reason for keeping either tool: they’d be great to face at the very end.
You kind of got the location wrong on the Chesapeake Bay, too. It’s near Virginia, Delaware & Maryland, while I assume you’ve figured out the Puget Sound is in Washington state. No worries. My Canadian geography is a little shaky outside of B.C., too.
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