RAMIFICATIONS OF DISNEY BUYING MARVEL
– Storm now officially a “Disney Princess.”
– Northstar not de-gayified, but just once again shuffled off into the Gay Corner, where the gays live. Nobody discusses the Gay Corner. Ever. They are there, because Disney is inclusive of all peoples. We just don’t talk about them.
– All people now stabbed by Wolverine’s claws miraculously survive.
– Young Avengers/Jonas Brothers – the smash comic hit of 2010!
– Ghost Rider now a comic about a lonely heroic ghost and his pet motorcycle Beepy.
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