Okay so like imagine in your mind that there is a public men’s room that you are about to use in a place that gets a reasonable amount of traffic. The men’s room has two urinals and one toilet stall. When you walk in to take a leak, there is one guy, using one of the urinals.
What is the proper etiquette here? Is it to obey the unwritten rule of “pee as far away from other guys as possible,” and use the toilet for your business? Or is it to obey the rule of “if you don’t have to do a number two, don’t take up the toilet in case somebody rushes into the bathroom because it’s an emergency” and use the urinal, even though it means peeing right next to the other guy?
I am not gonna say which I did. I’m just gonna say that I ended up getting a dirty look from somebody.