My weekly TV column etc. etc. etc.
Actuarial Table of Love
Stain of Love
Kennel of Love
Cumulonimbus of Love
Hey, this is fun!
Fracture of Love
Podcast of Love
“Lovers of Love” would already have a TMBG’s soundtrack thats perfect for it…
Pilondial Cysts of Love
Truss of Love
Satellite of Love
A bachelor and twenty women are trapped in a space station where they are forced by two mad scientists to perform various tasks and watch cheesy movies.
This week’s elimination challenge: Who can come up with the best prop comedy inspired by Night of the Eye Creatures.
Twitter of love
– A man must slowly narrow down a group of 20 women to 1 winner whom he will meet and marry on the same night, entirely based on 140 character twitter entries they post both about their lives and in response to challenges. Challenges include summing up movie plots, writing sentences without acronyms or numbers, and describing what they are wearing.
Baggage of love
– Airline employees vie for marital bliss by disclosing the contents of their emotional and physical baggage. Each week callers may vote on whose baggage is lost and whose unmentionables will appear in a youtube video.
Fur pile of love
– No comment.
Am I a TV executive yet?
You guys do realize that by filling in the blank that MGK has left so wide open for you, you have made yourselves look like the “bad sketch-comedy writers” that MGK mentioned in his article.
With that in mind:
Auschwitz of Love
“Blank of love”
Six men are seated around a table. A woman hands them a gun. There are six bullets in the gun; one is a blank. They pass the gun around the table. The survivor and the woman are immediately married on television.
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