Since people were wishing for the return of Improved Archie, here it is, in very very basic form:
Have at it in comments.
Also, I’m looking for artists for a couple of projects – you know the email if you’re interested in working with me.
Archiekins, either we get married in a traditional Space Islam ceremony or not at all!
“See no monkey, hear no monkey, fuck no monkey, Archie. You’re with me, now.”
three girls, one banana.
Well, daddy said he got rich by having porch monkeys do all his labor and… What, those in the corner? Dilton’s massive, hairy balls.
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