My weekly TV column is up at Torontoist.
Also, because I like it:
Brett Lamb must be castigated for his blasphemy.
This time, the beard shall LIVE! Forever! We can’t lose Max AND Conan’s beard. It would be soul crushing.
Let me get this straight.
In Canada, without changing the channel or needing to miss anything, you can get the Daily Show, Colbert Report, and then Conan over a period of two hours.
Whereas down here in the states, at eleven P.M you have to pick between the two, and if you don’t have a DVR, well, tough?
Fuck you all, I say we invade.
I appreciate that the fireworks are from New Hampshire, as I am assured that New Hampshire is the Indiana of New England.
What’s more, if you’re willing to wait an hour, you don’t even need cable. You could even get them via antenna (ANALOG antenna, at that) if you wanted (and you live in a city, etc.).
I shall watch “The Great Escape” again. No matter how many times I’ve seen it, I still know in my heart that one of these times, Steve McQueen will make it. It’s my duty to be present when that happens.
The Dr. Strangelove line is actually “deviated prevert” and “preversions.”
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