“It’s got my brain inside it! Now it can be inside YOUR brain! IT IS A CYCLE”
You see? It’s alive!
But it’s out of the box! Out! We can only know if it is out of the box! Inside the box, we know nothing!
“All right, I will….
…as long as YOU lick MY pussy first!!”
“No, man, we put the cat in the microwave .. the baby’s right here!”
“So, why DOES the Mummy hate cats?”
Where’s your god now…
“BEHOLD! The first of the NEW Tasmanian Tigers!” “Magically engineered to generate 1000 tons of 8M urea a month!”
“I hear you have magic powers!– Let’s see you turn little Josie here into a rock star!”
Check it out! Cats scare the shit out of ugly cross-dressers!
“OH FELINOUS ONE!” “Speak your gospel to the nonbeliever!”
“Boil it! Mash it!” “Stick it in a stew!”
“I know you like your cat… so I had it stuffed!”
“Kangaroos and tigers? They cross-breed! It’s a Tigaroo!”
Doth this beast look… FAMILIAR to thee?
I declare thee a WITCH!
Yes, it’s true! It’s the son you abandoned in a Hollywood pet shelter years ago!
“Behold the power of the misshapen Beanie Baby!”
“It r hugz tiem nao?”
“Damn, I have to think of shit for this second word balloon!”
This is what’s in your future, you know. YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A MAN AGAIN AFTER WHAT YOU DID!
If you’re truly evil, why don’t you…
…EAT THIS KITTEN?!
“The cat knows what you did with its kittens, Jughead!
IT WANTS THE WIG… AND REVENGE!”
See!! I found it!! The elusive Tigger direct from the Hundred Acre Wood!!
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