My weekly TV column is up at Torontoist.
Hey, I have the same name as someone famous. He was a Confederate bushwhacker who once personally murdered 27 prisoners of war, and also got to be Clint Eastwood’s boss very very briefly.
And also Adam West.
Actually, if I could be Adam West circa 1963, that would be awesome.
“What did you expect? ‘Welcome, sonny?’ ‘Make yourself at home?’ ‘Marry my daughter?’ You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.”
Up until you had the title of the movie, I somehow thought this was a continuation of the “Surprise Homecoming” paragraph.
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