My weekly TV column is up at Torontoist.
Loved that summary of What Not to Wear. Why do they always leave out the best parts?
And yes, total agreement to everything you said about Hell’s Kitchen.
Thank you for the info on Ninja Warrior on NBC! We would have missed it…
Every season Hell’s Kitchen has two or three chefs who show some real talent, but not this year’s crop of losers.
Have you ever read a Junji Ito comic called Uzumaki? Because that illustration…
Hell’s Kitchen is so obviously going to come down to Jennifer vs. Will, I wish he’d just kick out everyone else and skip to the finale.
I liked the preview that showed all the chef jackets in heaps on the floor in front of Ramsay. It was like “you have all displeased me so much, I will MELT YOU WHERE YOU STAND WITH MY DISSOLVE-O-VISION!! BWAH HA HA HA!!!” Or maybe that Star Trek episode where eveyone became little cubes.
Do reality show participants have “no meta” clauses in their contracts? Because I’d really like to have seen someone call Ramsey out on the continuous deliberate sabotage of the Red Team in the name of keeping the Drama Sisters on the show over far more competent chefs, or ask him why he even bothers to have them nominate if he’s going to ignore it and turn the entire nomination process into a waste of everyone’s time.
Also, I miss the dice, because those slot machines: totally rigged, not the least bit random.
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