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Guns, Germs, and Improved Archie
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“I can read it fine now, but I’ll be going blind later!”
“BETTER TWO!”
I think it’s code for “Betty… has… me… trapped… in… hospital… save… me… Veronica! P.S., Jughead was right about Betty being batshit insane.”
“Nice ass!”
“Why, *I* want a hip, sarcastic graphic tee-shirt as well! I’m gonna dial 1-THR-EAD-LESS today!”
“There are words! There are words in the shirt! I cannot withstand them, do not make me read!”
I, the great Archiekins, will now eat this phone!
I can’t get past the second line!
“Have you got one in Braille?”
No additional caption needed. Archie is simply quoting directly the smallest line of text on her shirt. IT’S JUST TOO SMALL FOR THE READER
“Do NOT give me that ‘I’m up here, Archie’ shit!”
‘Hey you in the flares, could you help? My flies are snagged on the frame here. No, no, not you ma, I’m talking to the lady here. Yeah, I was rubbing up against the door frame again…’
NICE TPOEDZ! WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
“SWEET MOTHER OF FUNBAGS!!! Hominahominahomina!”
I’m sorry to go lowbrow, but Archie just seems so darned energetic here.
“It’s actually bigger on the inside then on the outside. So you wanna join me in here as my companion?”
“Your school’s name must be as long as hell!”
Hold on, Tank: I don’t think I want to leave the Matrix just yet.
Query: wouldn’t blogs like this be the ideal spot to reinstate the “Top Comment” edit.
“Hey, the back wall of this phone booth matches your clogs!”
“It’s the printers! They say they can fix the colours in the next run!”
20/20 indeed.
hey betty, I wanna do to you what I’m doing to this phonebooth!
“Hey, wanna join my harem? I need an orange-haired one!”
“Thank god I just murdered Veronica with an ice pick!”
I do hope those white smears projecting from Archie’s crotch are reflected light on the phone booth glass, but from the way he’s humping the door jamb…
“It would be a far better world if only that t-shirt were invisible, instead of my words!”
“Hold up Jughead – this girl with great tits doesn’t even seem slightly offput by me dry-humping the phone booth right in front of her! I think this one’s in the bag!”
Obligatory:
“I can see anus!”