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“Some get a kick from cocaine
I’m sure that if
I took even one sniff
That would bore me terrifically, too
Yet, I get a kick out of you!”

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Man, just take ANY verse from NWA’s Straight Outta Compton. *drops the mike*

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Archie Comics reboot set out to be more controversial than DC’s…

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We’re… going to the chapel… and we’re… going to get married… going to the chapel of luvvvv…

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“Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! AAAAAAAAFTERNOON DELIGHT!”

Too easy, I know…

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1) The word balloon has three quarter notes = 3/4
2) Archie and Grundy holding hands = May-December
3) “click!” = “onomatopoeia” = “pea oat I moo on”

Obviously Archie is planning to rob 75% of the proceeds raised by Hansel Peyote’s charity photoshoot for the Miss Gotham Calendar, to fund a daring experimental muon collider freeze ray.

Also, Archie looks comically effeminate.

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(singing a truly filthy song by the Sex Pistols)

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“Suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it
Either way!”

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Carousel!

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William Kendall said on October 5th, 2011 at 1:14 pm

“gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal, seein’ everything, the time is goin’, tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’, gotta get down to the bus stop…”

Sorry. Somebody had to quote the Friday song….

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Well if you want to sing out, sing out,
and if you want to be free, be free,
’cause there’s a million things to be,
you know that there are.

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No “Planned Parenthood” joke yet?

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GoatToucher said on October 5th, 2011 at 5:51 pm

“We beat prostate cancer!”

or

“No more chlamydiaaaaaaaa!”

or

“Two clicks in praise of our mighty insect overlords!”

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“Don’t worry if it’s not good enough,
For anyone else to hear. just Sing! Sing a Song!”

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“THE ARISTOCRATS!!!”

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80’s revival! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xl3PYk_s4Kk&feature=related

‘They stole our eyes,
but we’re never ones to blame.
Paparazzi are taking up-skirt shots again.
They stole our eyes,
we’re filling up the frame.
They stole our eyes so we dance ballet.’

Makes more sense than that video.

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oooorrrr

‘… as they raise their rifles higher, I’ll sing ready, aim, fire.. (you didn’t see Lefors out there did you?)

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DistantFred said on October 5th, 2011 at 10:03 pm

“We’re gonna have more fun and seem less weird than the first two years combined!”

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@gnosis: I fought the urge to make a “Harold and Maude” reference for fear no one would get it. I salute you for possessing the courage I lack…

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I’m surprised no one used the lyrics to “Jingle Jangle”…

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MY CROTCH IS BURNNNNNNING

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“Barba-Trick!”

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And you thought the Spider-Man musical was terrible…

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“Doesn’t matter, had sex!”

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“High School Clicks: The Musical!”

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