Sabrina said she’d get me back for streaking through her front lawn.
Maybe this will be enough of a hint to Veronica that I want a blowjob
“The Gaga is pleased by the confusion of this mundane woman.”
“There Is No God.”
I’m just like you, Daddy! I’M JUST LIKE YOUUUU
Now there’s a woman that would be pleasured by a giant sausage. I’d love to just stick one in her and make her day!
“Remember the line: ‘Ich bin ein Frankfurter. Ich bin ein Frankfurter.’ You can do this, man.”
Also, this advertising campaign is not that far from what they’re actually putting out there.
Hate me! Hate me! Hate me for the pig that I am!!!
Maybe this lady knows where the BurgerTime cosplay convention is.
And I thought I looked ridiculous! That colour is doing nothing for you, Mr Lodge.
Keep on Truckin’…©
“I wonder what my wearing a hot dog costume has to do with Dilton’s latest diabolical plan for world domination.”
I’m dressed like a giant tasty Goobermeyer, I have a sign saying ‘I’m a tasty Goobermeyer’, I’m doing the tasty Goobermeyer dance… how can you possibly be confused?!
ONLY THE SHOES ARE A COSTUME, THE REMAINDER IS MY TRUE FORM
Jughead finally found a suit that wasn’t tight at the crotch. It was on that wonderful day that he truly, truly felt that he was a tasty Goobermeyer.
Man, this is such a great way to pick up women.
“If I can’t send Mr. Reyemreboog back to the Fifth Dimension this way, then I am royally fucked.”
“I really need to stop making bets when I’m drunk.”
“Don’t look it up on Urban Dictionary. You’re welcome.”
With hard work and determination, he would one day become THE Tasty Goobermeyer.
“I AM a tasty Goobermeyer!”
Jughead won’t be able to resist my proposal! This time tomorrow, I’ll be Mrs. Ethel Jones!
PERFECT. LITTLE. TROTTERS.
Sorry we’re getting to lunch so late, Jughead, but I’m almost done moving these boxes.
Jughead? JUGHEAD! Why do you keep looking at me like that?
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner.
Oh God I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner.
“It’s a complex metahpor”, she said. “You’ll be iconic!”, she said. Not only can I not find the Riverdale Tea Party rally, but I’m pretty sure this isn’t how you spell ‘Obama’…
Be More Gyro!
There’s a new sound, the newest sound around,
the strangest sound that you have ever heard.
Not like a wild boar or a jungle lion’s roar, it isn’t like the cry of any bird.
But there’s a new sound, from deep down in the ground, the only protection from it is to be a hot dog.
Because this new, new sound the sound I’ve said is around is the sound that’s made when you actually pronounce the symbol ‘?’
Technically not rape technically not rape technically not rape technically not rape technically not rape technically not rape technically not rape technically not rape.
This was Riverdale’s best idea to get a Rex crossover? 😐
This is going to get me so much pussy.
“You kill one damn head terrorist at Nakatomi Plaza, and from then on his family just won’t leave you alone…”
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