My weekly TV column is up at Torontoist.
Fun Fact: four of the five housewives in ‘The Real Housewives of Vancouver’ are white and the other one is part Japanese. As a white guy living here I can say that this is a rather inaccurate depiction of the city’s demographics. So good on you, reality television.
They should put random Ezio cameos in the background of the Borgias. Some hooded figure menacingly staring at them in the background.
“Scandal” sounds a bit like “House of Lies” except dealing with politics and probably a good deal less hard-core fucking…
You should have done Cajun Man instead.
“So, Cajun Man, what would you say the core of pawn shops is?”
“How do you think the participants feel having to bring their goods in for exchange?”
“Lower Class Degradation.”
But does “Scandal” REALLY have a strong female protagonist? What does John Seavey think?
I hope they don’t cancel CSI Miami, but if they do, I guess it’ll be up to us…
(puts on sunglasses)
…to honour its MEME-ory.
Horatio Caine needs to be fed into a meat grinder, feet first.
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