Related Articles

12 users responded in this post

Subscribe to this post comment rss or trackback url
mygif
Stephen T. Stone said on July 19th, 2012 at 11:54 am

Flapjacks could revolutionize politics.

Granted, he could also make them worse

ReplyReply
mygif

This is a better political sketch than anything Saturday Night Live has churned out since the good ole’ days of Palin!

ReplyReply
mygif

The idea of Mitt Romney having to deal with Flapjacks has already humanized him more than his campaign has managed.

ReplyReply
mygif

And here I was voting for Tom Cruise because he supports the Navy…

ReplyReply
mygif

“Okay, so if not Mel Gibson, maybe a Kardashian. I don’t want to start out with a Kardashian because that’s sort of like if Mike Tyson fought Ernest Borgnine, but a win is a win.”

You win the Internet for today.

ReplyReply
mygif
JCHandsom said on July 19th, 2012 at 2:18 pm

Actually, we mormons are allowed to have caffeinated drinks like soda. The confusion comes from our word of wisdom which states that we can’t have “hot drinks,” referring to coffee and tea.
To be honest I’m not sure of the LDS church’s official stance on drinks like soda, but I’m pretty sure it’s cool.

ReplyReply
mygif
Brian Smith said on July 19th, 2012 at 5:41 pm

“This is loaded with caffeine!”
“But Dorothy, we NEED caffeine! Especially women our age, or our bones will get brittle and we’ll walk all stooped over!”
“That’s CALCIUM, Rose!”

…look, I saw my opportunity to quote one of my favorite “Golden Girls” moments, and I went for it. Don’t judge me too harshly.

ReplyReply
mygif

Around about the time he said, “Uh-huh,” I started hearing Mitt Romney in Jonathan Goldstein’s voice.

ReplyReply
mygif
Potomac Ripper said on July 20th, 2012 at 6:21 am

No one expects the Flapjacks Inquisition!

ReplyReply
mygif

I for one will vote for Mitt Romney, who is the Herald of the Alien Robot Invasion!

ReplyReply
mygif

“And here I was voting for Tom Cruise because he supports the Navy”

Well, he supports the Scientology Sea Org, L. Ron Hubbard’s personal, really shitty navy that has been largely landlocked since the late 70s.

ReplyReply
mygif
William Kendall said on July 22nd, 2012 at 6:41 pm

Of course, Mitt is a soulless robot!

ReplyReply

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

Please Note: Comment moderation may be active so there is no need to resubmit your comments