My weekly TV column is up at Torontoist.
1. You mixed up quotes . . . the one you posted was from the episode where homer wound up being a prison snitch.
2. In light of the big convention . . . will you be making Magic The Gathering cards for this year’s race?
“Will Mitt go for boring Republican talk about taxes or will he go full-on pandering and throw in enough dogwhistles about Obama being blackity-blackity-black-y’all to make David Duke say, “Wow, that’s a little much”?”
You know he’s just dying to just go off on a n-word rant!
Expect Governor Mittens to inadvertantly blurt out “And Todd Akin for Secretary of State!”
In light of the big convention . . . will you be making Magic The Gathering cards for this year’s race?
There was already a set about this past primary season. I’d enjoy another one about the general election, but I’d actually hope it doesn’t come out for another month or two, so the jokes could be more timely. Just think, aren’t we all looking forward to how much more absurd this campaign is going to get?
http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2011/11/15/stab-at-relevance-part-4-stabba-labba-ding-dong/ <–you mean like this, Jason?
I heard Donald Trump and Joe Arpaio will both be giving speeches as well.
supergp: I meant for the general election, as opposed to the primaries.
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