My weekly TV column is up at Torontoist.
Do you hate pants?
Do you suspect the dog with a blog does?
Are you aware of the great Dog With A Blog scandal?
… Why isn’t that the name of this blog?
But I like cats…
So, lemme get this straight. There’s a dog… and he has a blog?
I don’t consider Abi Maria to be evil. She’s a pill. Huge difference. I might be grading on the curve set by Colton Cumbie from last season, who threatened to set back gay people by fifty years. I will say this has been the most entertaining season of Survivor in quite some time.
Abi isn’t bright enough to be evil. She’s just a jumped up high school bully who hasn’t been slapped down yet. I have high hopes for the finale when we get some notion as to how she feels about how she looked on the show.
Yeah. Abi Maria is not as heinous as Naonka or Corrine. And she doesn’t seem to suck at life like Crystal Cox. The other big headache was Russell Swan, the guy I like to call “OtherRussell.” He wound up getting booted by Malcolm and Denise, so he’s no longer relevant.
I tried giving my cat a blog, but he’d only post about things like “8yi98y9iy8uiolio[9iuypo\\\\” and “232e2e232323232wwwwwwwwwwww09]]]]]]]]]]]””.
I can’t imagine a dog would have much more to say.
But what kind of dog is it?
More importantly, what will he blog about?!
I’m just amazed it took him this long to use the “wonder blog” line.
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