My weekly TV column is up at Torontoist.
I know its immature but I can’t help but think of what HBO Canada is like everytime I read it. I mean I imagine HBO shows but with my stereotype of Canada- Al Swearingen going “Pardon me, but you’re a cocksucker” the “pardon me” makes it polite.
Ah, March Madness. The pointless rabid following of the college version of a completely pointless sport…
The pointless rabid following of the college version of a completely pointless sport…
If you are mocking the baskety-ball we are going to have words
Pointless? You apparently forget gambling.
We shall have words, because basketball is pointless! As pointless as football, though not quite as pointless as golf or tennis.
Basketball has a point. So does football. And hockey. And baseball.
The point is that you’ve got to score more than the other guys.
This is why soccer doesn’t have a point.
I’m mad at the sports that aren’t curling, because the unacceptably piddling amount of curling that TSN dribbles out each year seems to be over already.
I’ve just become addicted over the last couple of years, and my brief delight over seeing it return has proven to be all too quickly cut short, as all the sports channels return to their default bleak, barren expanse of “not curling.”
(Women’s only; the yelling just comes across as too harsh and unpleasant in the men’s games.)
The point of college basketball is GONZAGAAAAAAA for the win! And then after that it is pointless. It’s a pretty short window of pointfulness, really.
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