My weekly TV column is up at Torontoist.
I expect that timing for MI3 is just bad timing… they schedule themselves well in advance.
And that whole Zoomer crap… yes, just another sign of boomers trying to deny they’re getting older. Plus Moses Znaimer’s gigantic ego trying to put his own signature on the idea of the boomers in the first place.
Here’s a true story. The Canadian Women’s Olympic hockey team came to my community to play our local boys’ Midget AAA team. The national representatives lost. My local boys’ Midget AAA team is really not very good this season. I like to believe the women went easy, but I keep questioning that. They went 3-11-4 in an 18 game run. Is that really the top level of women’s hockey?
I have a hard time accepting your bizarre, incomprehensible worldview wherein Toy Story 3 is inferior to the (admittedly near-perfect) Toy Story 2. Also: something something Olympics.
I see the winter version of the Olympics as something where at least half the events were conceived on a dare . . . like doubles luge, for instance. “Let’s stack a guy on another guy, zoom them down a frozen slide with twists and turns, and see what happens.”
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