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There was a guy doing his PhD thesis on the social history of great swamp beasts at UCLA in the Oughts. Supervisor was a hotshot in Dracula studies.

Then Stanford snatched the supervisor away, and a Princeton thesis on the same subject dropped, and he ditched the programme and went to work as an ice road trucker. True story.

By History Channel standards, anyway.

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So that’s why Keanu doesn’t do too many movies, he’s busy with all the honor-duels…

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The Gods of Television had a highly exaggerated opinion of My Three Sons, then.

And someone clearly has killed them all and usurped their heavenly throne at some point between Blossom and 2 1/2 Men…

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But what about the hats?

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@Jeff R.: “Two and a Half Men” isn’t an ‘average at best’ sitcom, it’s a horrible sitcom. Big difference, in the eyes of the Gods of Television.

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@Sean C.: So what you’re saying is that “Two and a Half Men” is actually a punishment inflicted upon us by the Gods of Television, and it will last until we humble ourselves before the Gods and start watching better shows instead?

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Asher Elbein said on March 6th, 2014 at 12:16 pm

It is the punishment that perpetuates itself! It is anti-life!

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The Crazed Spruce said on March 6th, 2014 at 12:29 pm

Only 173? I was sure it was MUCH higher….

@Tice with a J: Y’know, that would explain SO much….

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Sean C.: In that case, it’s HIMYM that proves that they’re slipping.

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so who do i have to sacrifice to in order to keep Hannibal on the air?

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For every Real Housewives spinoff that succeeds, we are cursed with another season of Two And A Half Men.

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But what of Joey’s abortive rap career?

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