My weekly TV column is up at Torontoist.
There are always infinite They Fight Crime scenarios yet to be dredged up by Hollywood.
We have not reached peak cop show gimmick yet because there has not been a show about a K9 officer and his TMNT style mutant bipedal dog partner.
“We have not reached peak cop show gimmick yet because there has not been a show about a K9 officer and his TMNT style mutant bipedal dog partner.”
SHHH! Dammit, man, they’ll hear you!
Actually, that could be kind of fun….
Ryan Murphy is also known for American Horror Story, which is as great as Glee is awful. I suppose maybe that’s a matter of taste, though.
Man, Gang Cops gets greenlit but Almost Human doesn’t get renewed, that is some bullshit right there.
The Loch Ness monster is seconded to the NYPD White Collar Crime unit to help analyze spreadsheets, because the NYPD apparently has no one on staff who knows anything about crime, policing, or spreadsheets.
In the tradition of all cop shows, Nessie is given a complete free hand and allowed to interrogate suspects.
Badguy: I’ve told you everything I know! What else can I give you? What else do you want?
Nessie: I’m going to need about three-fiddy.
How long until we get “The Finder-Outer” in real life?
Also, Janelle Monae guesting on The Maya Rudolph Show reminded me that I don’t think I have seen you talking about the Electric Lady. What did you think of that album?
Saw a preview for Fox’s “I Wanna Marry “Harry’ ”. It’s a reality show about a bunch of clueless American women trying to gain the affections of a Prince Harry look-alike. I REALLY hope this is one of those fake scripted “reality” shows because otherwise we have failed as a society. Actually the show is a pretty big black mark regardless.
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