My weekly TV column is up at Torontoist.
re Belgium-USA I’m already preparing a rich batch of Tintin-related insults.
That’ll really show those waffle-lovers.
What was wrong with “miserable fat Belgian bastards”?
Dawn should have come before Rise. I mean, semantically. Maybe after the new one’s been out for a while, they can simply switch the titles between the two while nobody’s paying attention.
Or just “Belgians”?
Future sequels will include:
Arrival of the Planet of the Apes
Commencement of the Planet of the Apes
Inception of the Planet of the Apes
Welcome the Planet of the Apes
Birth of the Planet of the Apes
Formation of the Planet of the Apes
Creation of the Planet of the Apes
Initiation of the Planet of the Apes
Emergence of the Planet of the Apes
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