So recently John Byrne did a one-off “my version” drawing of Dr. Doom in response to the now-infamous Brian Michael Bendis “bad dialogue” Doom panel from Mighty Avengers #11.

Well, let no man say I don’t give them equal treatment.

Recently the internet has gotten in a tizzle over Brian Michael Bendis’ dialogue for Dr. Doom in Mighty Avengers. Like so:

Now, admittedly, this is pretty mediocre dialogue for Dr. Doom, but come on. I think we need to be reminded of what really bad Dr. Doom dialogue is.