Jimmy Olsen: Over a thousand comic book appearances since the 1930s plus four movies, two cartoon series and multiple TV shows.
Harry Potter: Seven (admittedly long) books plus five movies. And a lot of fanfiction.
ADVANTAGE: Olsen.
Jimmy Olsen: Custom gear: Signal-watch.
Harry Potter: Custom gear: Fancy broomstick.
ADVANTAGE: Potter.
Jimmy Olsen: Ass constantly saved by Superman.
Harry Potter: Ass constantly saved by Hermione, Dumbledore, Snape, Sirius, Lupin, Moody, Tonks, Hagrid, Dobby, Kreacher, Oliver Wood, Colin Creevey, Stan Shunpike, the bartender at the Leaky Cauldron and this guy he just met down the pub last week.
ADVANTAGE: Olsen.
Jimmy Olsen: Powers: super-stretching, super-speed, turns into a werewolf, turns into a turtle-boy. (All powers occasional.)
Harry Potter: Powers: telekinesis, stunning, superb broom handling, and of course writer fiat.
ADVANTAGE: Potter.
Jimmy Olsen: Fucked Lucy Lane.
Harry Potter: Fucked Ginny Weasley.
ADVANTAGE: Olsen.
Jimmy Olsen: Honorary member of the Legion of Super-Heroes.
Harry Potter: Honorary member of the Order of the Phoenix.
ADVANTAGE: Olsen.
Jimmy Olsen: Visual trademark: freckles.
Harry Potter: Visual trademark: interesting scar.
ADVANTAGE: Potter.
Jimmy Olsen: Known for wearing a bowtie.
Harry Potter: Known for wearing a robe dress.
ADVANTAGE: Olsen.
Jimmy Olsen: His best friend is Superman.
Harry Potter: His best friend is Ron Weasley.
ADVANTAGE: Olsen.
WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION:
THE AMAZING SEXUAL DEVIANT, JIMMY OLSEN!
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I just found the site. I figure the LJ abuse shitheads suspended you because of the Harry Potter post?
What a bunch of fuckheads. Brilliiant idea, driving the most popular journals off-site. And not for any real copyright violation, but just because their abuse staff are capricious morons.
Actually the suspension came about primarily because of Improved Archie. And really, I don’t blame LJ particularly; their corporate policy is dickless, but what else would you expect a corporate policy to be?
Is … is it wrong to find something really appealing about that pic of Jimmy?
I hope not, Matthew….I hope not…
For some reason, every time i see that picture, at first glance I think Jimmys sporting a magnificent Magnum PI style moustache.
And now I have “Who wants a Super-moustache ride?” stuck in my brain.
“His best friend is Superman.”
And he is way faster than a fancy broomstick.
It’s probably easier to ride the broomstick, though.
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Isn’t Jimmy Olsen also known for wearing a dress, on occasion?
OMG! That just had me lmaoing all over the place! Nice to see you back in the saddle dude!
I would have given the best friends comparison to Potter. When standing next to Superman, Olsen’s a little bitch. But when Potter’s standing next to Weasley, Potter’s the king pimp.
Seriously. How’s Olsen gonna get laid with Superman standing next to him in the bars?
I have to say, that I could not agree with you in 100% regarding 07, but it’s just my opinion, which could be wrong 🙂